Serious Resonance Aftershock

[Owain6521]

is that vortigaunt tybalt

 

[Scouser]

Can I call dibs on crazy conspiracy theory guy with a basement full of MREs running an early dial up conspiracy theory website about Area 51 and aliens (something that looks like this) being proven right the whole time?

e: good lord that website looks so bad that it's good

 

[Owain6521]

Can I call dibs on crazy conspiracy theory guy with a basement full of MREs running an early dial up conspiracy theory website about Area 51 and aliens (something that looks like this) being proven right the whole time?

e: good lord that website looks so bad that it's good

holy shit

 

[Symmetry]

Can I call dibs on crazy conspiracy theory guy with a basement full of MREs running an early dial up conspiracy theory website about Area 51 and aliens (something that looks like this) being proven right the whole time?

e: good lord that website looks so bad that it's good

Calls in to the radio show literally every day.

 

[Rabid]

Can I call dibs on crazy conspiracy theory guy with a basement full of MREs running an early dial up conspiracy theory website about Area 51 and aliens (something that looks like this) being proven right the whole time?

e: good lord that website looks so bad that it's good

Fuck I was gonna call dibs on a conspiracy theorist too. >:c

Calling dibs on a rival theorist who tries to out-do the others in town and claims to have an insider informant in Black Mesa to give himself the edge. In reality he just spams the radio show every time other theorists do to debunk them and offer the real truth and has no real insight.

 

[Scouser]

Black Mesa is a fabrication developed by Zionist occupied government of the United States to discredit the real, provable existence of extra-terrestrials right here in America.

 

[Ober]

I'm calling dibs on the crotchety vet

 

[goldcrate]

actually i think id rather be the old washed up sheriff

but only if i get a cowboy hat

 

[bungo]

DiBen @popo

 

[Kieck]

will there be any children involved? if so, who wants to be my teenage son?

calm the fuck down clavier

I’ll be an illegal Mexican immigrant

 

[rosecoloredryan]

I will run the town drug den.

 

[Durruti]

we're trappin in heaven

 

[DiBen]

DiBen @popo

get ready, they will return to TRP

 

[goldcrate]

calm the fuck down clavier

what the fucks is a clavier

i think it would be fun. wouldnt it just add to the rp?

 

[Desrat456]

Time to either roleplay one of the Marines that are totally, absolutely there to rescue everyone, totally.

That or play some dude that's in the wrong place, wrong time, and can't figure out why this little crab thing is facefucking his wife in the car after he went inside to pay for gas.

 

[Linux]

I always kept in natalie's story during hl2 that her mom was a marine

Needless to say i want to play her HECU marine mon

 

[toastmatic]

marge noise

 

[Benji Dooble]

I will run the town drug den.

no i will

 

[Kieck]

ok first off children are not allowed in TnB period
second off I imagine no one would live in a backwater hellhole with their children unless they wanted to make their life hell on purpose
third off even bloo mentioned the only people living in the town are either sex offenders or people living there all their life

 

[slug]

ok first off children are not allowed in TnB period
second off I imagine no one would live in a backwater hellhole with their children unless they wanted to make their life hell on purpose
third off even bloo mentioned the only people living in the town are either sex offenders or people living there all their life

wait why are the children sex offenders

what kind of town is this