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Kieck said:
third off even bloo mentioned the only people living in the town are either sex offenders or people living there all their life
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what about a normal pen-pushing suburban square? whos car managed to break down nearby the wrong town at the wrong time?
 
Rabid said:
In reality he just spams the radio show every time other theorists do to debunk them and offer the real truth and has no real insight.
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goldcrate said:
will there be any children involved? if so, who wants to be my teenage son?
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Probably not, for the same reason we avoid them in other settings.

As for an IC reason, the closest public school to Brimstone was one of the first to be closed in the No Child Left Behind Act. That said, students in Brimstone need to be bussed to public schools in the next county, which is far enough away from Black Mesa that they get an evacuation order instead of CIA assassins. Any teenagers in Brimstone during the event are legally emancipated, and even then, every teenager in Brimstone wants to get the fuck out of Brimstone (really Brimstone's hardly unique in that sense) so they won't be in town unless they have a very good reason (ie they're 18 and they work for the family business)
 
I'd even venture to say that a majority of the town aren't registered sex offenders but the remote and spaced out nature of the town attracts those people much in the same manner that living on a boat does.

Besides for an event this violent we'll need redshirts that no one will feel sorry for.
 
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blooregardo said:
I'd even venture to say that a majority of the town aren't registered sex offenders but the remote and spaced out nature of the town attracts those people much in the same manner that living on a boat does.

Besides for an event this violent we'll need redshirts that no one will feel sorry.
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holy shit you mad man
 
quick someone tell me which idea is better:

bumbling, out of shape sheriff's deputy with itchy trigger finger, pore posture, and a habit to turn tail at danger OR local crochety ex-prospector with a crate of dynamite and an old willys jeep that rides into town from his sheet-metal shack to figure out where those gibbed bits of flesh that used to be aliens on his property came from
 
I'll be a pest/animal control guy that smokes peyote during his lunch breaks. Should lead to some fun situations for when things first get rolling in the event.
 
Speaking of Sex offender, some freshmen might become registered as a level 2 sex offender for pulling it out in gym after trying to piss into a bottle and failing.
 
not-so-solid snake said:
quick someone tell me which idea is better:

bumbling, out of shape sheriff's deputy with itchy trigger finger, pore posture, and a habit to turn tail at danger OR local crochety ex-prospector with a crate of dynamite and an old willys jeep that rides into town from his sheet-metal shack to figure out where those gibbed bits of flesh that used to be aliens on his property came from
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not-so-solid snake said:
quick someone tell me which idea is better:

bumbling, out of shape sheriff's deputy with itchy trigger finger, pore posture, and a habit to turn tail at danger OR local crochety ex-prospector with a crate of dynamite and an old willys jeep that rides into town from his sheet-metal shack to figure out where those gibbed bits of flesh that used to be aliens on his property came from
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im gonna have to go with the deputy. it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen, i love it.
 
not-so-solid snake said:
quick someone tell me which idea is better:

bumbling, out of shape sheriff's deputy with itchy trigger finger, pore posture, and a habit to turn tail at danger OR local crochety ex-prospector with a crate of dynamite and an old willys jeep that rides into town from his sheet-metal shack to figure out where those gibbed bits of flesh that used to be aliens on his property came from
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