Vortigese

[-DeRose-]

My character has a backstory that would make it logical that he could speak vortigese. I was wondering if this was even possible and if so how would I go about doing it.
I'm just askin' questions man.

 

[Watchperson]

No, not at all. Vortigese is suffice to say not a purely verbal language.

 

[-DeRose-]

:(

 

[FlatPancake]

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But no, you aren't going to ever, no matter how many mental hoops you manage to limp through, argue or convince us to authorize you to speak any type of Vortigese or, God forbid, flux shifting.

 

[Calhoun]

Vortigese is beyond human understanding and ability due to physiological limitations. It is literally impossible for humans.

 

[Admrive]

if you can send me a video of you making the /exact/ sound an elephant makes when it blows its snout and i will give you my support

 

[Lord Flaxseed]

my female character named Oprah Winfrey can speak vortigese actually

 

[AlbinoGlowStick]

No.

 

[Deadmon]

i speak advisor ic

 

[Brandon221]

i speak advisor ic

I speak cumbeam 10-4 on that 111-53

 

[Dark_Knight]

We had people who spoke vortigese in the past but yes now it's not allowed at all.

 

[Kieck]

even our half-vortigaunt half-human half-edgehog who smoked antlion balls with vortigaunts didn't speak vortigese

 

[Awesomenater2012]

Pfft, good luck with that...

 

[toastmatic]

all y'all acting like you're less dumb than this question

 

[dnalevelc]

if you can send me a video of you making the /exact/ sound an elephant makes when it blows its snout and i will give you my support

I second this!

 

[TOMKEG]

Is this that, "Vortasha Xentra" person who wanted their backstory to be being raised by vortigaunts?