My Formal Complaint on the Vortigaunts...
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OK, obviously troll thread. My mistake.
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This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Coach Tisen T Morrison II's denunciations. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, it is legitimate to have misgivings about brazen rubes who attack the fabric of this nation. To enter adequately into details or particulars upon this subject in such a short letter as this is quite out of the question. Hence, I will only remark here, in a general way but with all the emphasis of earnestness and truth, that we mustn't be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of Tisen's maladroit tracts. Instead we must cast a ray of light on his incontinent paroxysms.
In any case, there is something in the way of "natural law" that can be stated awkwardly as follows: "Tisen's monographs are way off base." Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to get my message about Tisen out to the world. Although he occasionally exhibits a passable simulacrum of rationality, I correctly predicted that Tisen would paint pictures of satanic worlds inhabited by lecherous cheapskates. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively—or so soon.
If Tisen's precepts get any more anti-democratic, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner.
I believe it was Hegel who said, "We must shake off our torpor, ignore the siren songs of nihilism, and scrap the entire constellation of ruthless ideas that brought us to our present point". If we can understand what has caused the current plague of the most unruly beguilers I've ever seen, I believe that we can then discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions—intrusive prima donnas, vulgar televangelists, and aberrant impetuous-types. With an enormous expenditure of words, unclear in content and incomprehensible as to meaning, Tisen frequently stammers an endless hodgepodge of phrases purportedly as witty as in reality they are villainous. Only prolix, contumacious wonks can feel at home in this maze of reasoning and cull an "inner experience" from this dung heap of amoral, unprincipled poststructuralism. I am not going to go into too great a detail about dimwitted yobbos, but be assured that he has commented that garrulous pantywaists should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as his comment is lacking in common sense. This may be a foregone conclusion, but his perfidious zealots are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Tisen waffle on all the issues.
Tisen is a fearful man hiding behind a façade of cool. Sounds pretty snippy, doesn't it? But is it any more so than Tisen's wayward theatrics? I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with him. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I show some backbone. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
In any case, there is something in the way of "natural law" that can be stated awkwardly as follows: "Tisen's monographs are way off base." Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to get my message about Tisen out to the world. Although he occasionally exhibits a passable simulacrum of rationality, I correctly predicted that Tisen would paint pictures of satanic worlds inhabited by lecherous cheapskates. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively—or so soon.
If Tisen's precepts get any more anti-democratic, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner.
I believe it was Hegel who said, "We must shake off our torpor, ignore the siren songs of nihilism, and scrap the entire constellation of ruthless ideas that brought us to our present point". If we can understand what has caused the current plague of the most unruly beguilers I've ever seen, I believe that we can then discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions—intrusive prima donnas, vulgar televangelists, and aberrant impetuous-types. With an enormous expenditure of words, unclear in content and incomprehensible as to meaning, Tisen frequently stammers an endless hodgepodge of phrases purportedly as witty as in reality they are villainous. Only prolix, contumacious wonks can feel at home in this maze of reasoning and cull an "inner experience" from this dung heap of amoral, unprincipled poststructuralism. I am not going to go into too great a detail about dimwitted yobbos, but be assured that he has commented that garrulous pantywaists should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as his comment is lacking in common sense. This may be a foregone conclusion, but his perfidious zealots are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Tisen waffle on all the issues.
Tisen is a fearful man hiding behind a façade of cool. Sounds pretty snippy, doesn't it? But is it any more so than Tisen's wayward theatrics? I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with him. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I show some backbone. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
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