How do I become the Alpha Male?

[Whysopro]

Youtube has been letting me down, it was false info.

 

[Morris]

:( I don't know how to fix it

 

[jam tip]

"IVE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE ANY WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH ME BY ASKING 3 WEIRD QUESTIONS"

is my favorite advert, hahaha

or the ones on facebook that have pictures of a TMP and say "BORED AT SCHOOL?" and the alternative that says "PLAY AT SCHOOL!" and it has a pistol.

 

[posepsi]

I don't get it.

 

[Whysopro]

I don't get it.

i know you don't

 

[Raviool]

theres 3 steps
1.pump up on steroids
2.get bull testicle transplant to replace shrunk balls
3.get laid by everywoman

 

[Elfangor]

Beer.

 

[jam tip]

Beer.

absinthe makes you the alpha male

 

[!Wookie!]

absinthe makes you the alpha male

Absinthe, probably the most terrible thing that I ever decided to drink.

 

[Whysopro]

guys I tried beer but it didnt work, i got told i smelled :S pls help me im having some srs problems with this

 

[deejay]

well, you are obviously too ginger.

 

[Whysopro]

can you stop shitposting in my thread????????

 

[jam tip]

i said drink absinthe you pussy gentleman

 

[Whysopro]

 

[Firefly]

wear a skirt

 

[jam tip]

wear a skort
its fashionable

 

[DrJake]

my favorite advertisement is

"CLICK ON THIS LINK BECAUSE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK WILL MAKE GIRLS WANT TO FUCK YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE"

i mean i see it EVERYWHERE

 

[jam tip]

"IVE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE ANY WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH ME BY ASKING 3 WEIRD QUESTIONS"

5char

 

[posepsi]

hot horny singles in your area

 

[jam tip]

looking for girls to FUCK?