TRP Quotes Thread

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  1. Scouser

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    The dynerminte and dying people represent Skynets brutal campain of killing all human's while the ooc chat is an attempt to numb your brain enough to get you IC (in charactrrer) enough to properly roleplay the depression and sadness of being a post apecalypso human idoit
     
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    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] bagged mobile games

    - So It Begins -

    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] haha yes im sorry canada has a more efficient milk storage system
    Sgt. Dalton Ramos: [OOC] fucking milk baggers you shits

    Pvt. Johnny Stills: [OOC] We have it because it can fit inside a good carton.
    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] bagged brain
    Mario Rossi: [OOC] If you actually think bags trump cartons you are wrong
    T-600.0982: [OOC] We back at at this... do I need to explain why its better ?
    T-800 'Chiron': [OOC] Milk bags are an affront

    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] my name is rabid and i am rarted haha
    Mario Rossi: [OOC] haha

    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] one of you fucks crashed my game

    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] bagged latency

    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] bro im sorry bagged milk is better?

    Sgt. Dalton Ramos: [OOC] why the fuck would you put milk in an easily burstable bag
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: [OOC] A glass of milk. Drink.
    Zane Keith: [OOC] Give your kids plastic poisoning.

    (Jill Lefebvre) [EVENT] ** In the year 2025, TechCom stores their milk in cartons. Only Terminators bag their milk. **

    Sgt. Dalton Ramos: [OOC] like you canucks are fucking weird, just gonna take this sewing needle and yeet it into your milk bag wester
    Pvt. Melissa Lewis: [OOC] alright it's settled you milk fucks
    Blake Adams: [OOC] tfw terminators are more eco friendly than tech-comm
    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] haha alright im training my 80 watt now


    Mario Rossi: [OOC] TFW TECHCOM DRINKS THEIR MILK THE WAY GOD INTENDED
    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] tfw you're wrong??
    T-600.0982: [OOC] Because it is more storage effective. Cartons take more space then the fluid storage abilities of a plastic bag.
    Blake Adams: [OOC] if it was that way, it'd be straight from the cow titty nigga

    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] if you bag your milk you live in a third world country
    Sgt. Dalton Ramos: [OOC] its also way easier to break a fucking bag than it is to break a carton

    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] its actually not
    T-600.0982: [OOC] I have droped bags of milk from my fridge, so many times. their sturdier then they look. Cartons fall of the table "Its all gone"
    Mario Rossi: [OOC] If your president is Justin Trudeau you live in a third world country.
    Cpl. Anna Delaney: [OOC] prime minister, retard

    Blake Adams: [OOC] a third world country with better health care than ur fat ass

    Pvt. Johnny Stills: [OOC] A world war with only canada and the usa
    Pvt. Melissa Lewis: [OOC] We don't talk about the second edition of the World War trilogy.
    Pvt. Johnny Stills: [OOC] world war eh
    Blake Adams: [OOC] japan will release despacito 2 in ww3
    T-600.0982: [OOC] Canada vs USA on a military scale, yah I'd give that to USA hands down. But you'r upsetting a lot of folks if you bully canada.


    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] bagged conflict
    T-800 'Chiron': [OOC] I'd fight Canada if it meant I could demolish their milk bags
    SSgt. Anthony Mendoza: [OOC] 10-3 rabid
    Sgt. Giang Van Dung: [OOC] canada blows
    LCpl. Mikołaj 'Miko' Boszykaja: [OOC] Germany will attack with the 4 properly working jets we have!
    Blake Adams: [OOC] and the thousands of gay german furries too
    T-600.0982: [OOC] Why you all hating on my bagged milk. Why did you ban kinder eggs huh ?
    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] canada keeps everything in bags. including wester's brain.
    T-800.5003: [OOC] bagged milk is superior.

    [SKYNET] T-600.0982: // hi-fives for bagged milk
    [SKYNET] T-800.5003: //yea
    [SKYNET] T-600.0982: // so much easier to carry.

    Flt. LCpl. Elizabeth Ortiz: [OOC] milk should be delivered daily in glass vials/jugs by a milkman who you get to know over the years and develop a trusting relationship. nothing else.
    T-600.0982: [OOC] You outsourced the Milkman to chinese Milk boxers... never forget.
    Sgt. Zhao Chen: [OOC] you are all fuckin rarted. it comes in a plastic 2 litre bottle and its good enough
    T-700.0371: [OOC] i get my milk via IV
    LCpl. Mikołaj 'Miko' Boszykaja: [OOC] *Looks at the milk in the super market, were both is able to be bought* Hm..

    T-600.0982: [OOC] Ok. Team up on 0371... He needs a reality curb stomp....
    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] boxed milk
    T-700.0371: [OOC] cmere you godless europeen

    Jill Lefebvre: [OOC] boxed milk, straight from amazon. packing styrofoam packing peanuts included.
     
  3. Scouser

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    cardboard cartons are worse than bags but bags are worse than plastic jugs and they all quaver before the old school glass bottle

    youre welcome
     
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    Why bag or carton when you can slide right under the cow and have it fresh?
     
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    Late night medbay bullshit.

    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Hey, uh. Perkins.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] Hm?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Where're, uhhh..
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Where're, uhhh..
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] What?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] The cookies, man?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Where are they?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] Th'..-
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Hm?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] They're just th' next shelf over.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] I had to move it after Kayla an' Hawkins saw it.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Oh. Okay.

    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson turns.
    **A minute later**

    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Hey, aaaah.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] No dice.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] What's up?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] You sure?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Yeah. You meant the cabinet, right?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] Check th' /left/ cabinet.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Oooooh.

    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson turns.
    **Another minute later**

    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] I got them.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] Oh, you did?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: [WHISPER] Yeah. Took all of them.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] Cool.

    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson moves for the bed.
    ** Pfc. Benjamin Perkins seems confused, briefly. He doesn't mention it.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: -- Do you seriously have cookies?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Hm?
    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson nods.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Oh.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Really?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Yeah. Why?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Mhm.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Show me.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I don't want to-

    ** Pfc. Amalia Engel clacks her tongue a bit, her front teeth extend to lightly bump against her bottom lip "Are y'gonna have to fuck with my tits?" she asks in a rather serious tone.


    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: They said I only have one hour to live.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: Kiss me before I pass on.
    ** WO. Kaitlyn Altara blows Karina a kiss.

    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] BITCH.
    WO. Kaitlyn Altara: Karina holy shit not in front of everyone else.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: Hahahahahah-HAHAHAHA.
    WO. Kaitlyn Altara: They might take you seriously.
    ** WO. Kaitlyn Altara chuckles as she shakes her head.

    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: [YELL] Karina! What is one of the /two/ things I told you not to do!?
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] I-
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] I CAN'T /HELP/ IT.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: [YELL] Bloody blowjob Karina! Bloody blowjob!
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] BUT I HAVE NO COCK!
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: [YELL] Same rule applies!
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] Bloody-...
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] But I am NOT on my-
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] -dear God.

    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: The stitches will tear,
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: How will the stitches tear.
    ** WO. Kaitlyn Altara stares at Karina wide eyed.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: They're /far/ away-
    WO. Kaitlyn Altara: Karina just listen to Wolffe holy shit.
    Pvt. Naomi Hadassa Kapeliuk: Huh.
    ** Sgt. Karina Skarzynska drifts her gaze from Wolffe to Altara. "We're fuckin' around, man."
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Your abdomen muscles contract and expand during sex as part of your diaphrams change in dynamic and involuntary movements.

    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] STOP.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Thereby you'll tear those stitches involuntarily and bleed all over your partner-
    Pvt. Naomi Hadassa Kapeliuk: [YELL] GROSS.
    ** WO. Kaitlyn Altara glances over to Wolffe as she squints.
    ** Pvt. Naomi Hadassa Kapeliuk goes to stand behind Altara.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: My sex life is ruined.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: -as if it ever existed.
    ** WO. Kaitlyn Altara looks between Wolffe and Karina.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Well, I mean, the same rules go for masturbating- listen I've worked on some real pieces of work, alright? I have seen some absolutely stupid things.

    Pvt. Naomi Hadassa Kapeliuk: [YELL] Make her stop Warrant Officer!
    WO. Kaitlyn Altara: Honestly I find this interesting.

    Pfc. Amalia Engel: Well everyone! Wish me luck on my transition. I'll show you my new penis when I'm done.

    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: You think they still got some leftover sugar cookies from yesterday's blood drive?
    ** Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe takes a moment, before saying "Wait, you /bathe/ them? Why do you- I just- but..." She shakes her head, saying "Whatever, anyways, because of where it is-"
    ** It was all in Perkins stomach. **
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Oh
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Perkins
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: We have vegetative patients, Mercedes.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Do you want to tell Wilson what happened to her cookies?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: -- What?
    ** Pfc. Benjamin Perkins turns, he finds Wilson. "What cookies?"
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Th-..
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: You ate them all.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Didn't you?
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Wilson donated blood yesterday,
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Well, yes. Then I made more.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: And passed out before she could get a cookie-
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: They should be in th' fridge.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: And where are /those/?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I didn't pass out!
    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson suddenly says.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: In th' fridge!
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Do you perfer fainted?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: It's not my fault y'all can't find soemthin' fer shit!
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I didn't faint!
    ** Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe clearly didn't realize what Wilson was trying to deny.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: [WHISPER] She fainted?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I didn't do anything! I was tired!
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: You fainted?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: NO!
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Well, one second you were awake, the next you looked down at the needle, went pale, and limp.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Huh!
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Wrong.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Well, what was it?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I didn't get a good night sleep. That's all.
    ** Pfc. Rachel Cryer perks up. "Is Wilson afraid of needles?!"
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Firefights. Near death exp- NO.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I am not afraid of needles!
    ** Pfc. Rachel Cryer busts out laughing.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Mer-
    ** Pfc. Benjamin Perkins calls out, "Mercedes! Where is Engel now?"
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: What about this needle?
    **Huge fuckoff biopsy needle**
    ** Pfc. Rachel Cryer wrinkles her nose as she's batted.
    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson spins.
    ** Pfc. Benjamin Perkins snorts.
    ** Wilson holds her composure, staring. **
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: ..Yep. No problem. Nothing,.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Just a needle.
    Pfc. Rachel Cryer: Aside from needles.
    Pfc. Rachel Cryer: Huge problem apparently.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: You use this one to stab into someone's lower back and drain their spinal column for fluids.
    Pfc. Rachel Cryer: Are you poking her in the butt with it?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: That's fucking crazy.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Why would /anyone/ do that?
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Mercedes. Where is th' patient now so we can get this operation goin'?
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: You also can't sedate the patient beforehand, because it'll corrupt the sample you're getting
    ** Pfc. Rachel Cryer continues teasing Wilson as she stares at the needle wide eyed.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: -- An' we have a lot of vegetative high rankers.
    ** Wilson continues lightly smacking Cryer with her hat. **
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: That's why I bathe them. We also do it fer those that come outside- sometimes.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: We can't have them in half plasma burned clothin'.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: She wandered off when I went to go wipe Perkin's mouth from the cupcakes he gorged himself on.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Cupcakes?!
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: To be fair, I told her she was good to- I'm kiddin
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: What the FUCK, Perkins?!
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Oh-
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: ..Oh.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: No /actual/ cupcakes
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: I didn't eat any cupcakes!
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: He had burns on his face,
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Ah.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Jesus! You care more about fuckin' cupcakes than when I nearly lose a leg!
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Asshole.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I /did/ care.
    ** Pfc. Rachel Cryer wrinkles her nose once more. "Wait-those cupcakes were really good though."
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: At the time, I was getting shot at, though.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I used humor to destress.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Yeah-huh.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Didn't even visit me.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Wh-
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Yes, I did!
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: I woulda' remembered.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: I /did/.
    ** Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe throws the needle, saying "Needle attack!" she was throwing it into the waste disposal bin, but Wilson didn't need to know that. Medical professional's humor was fucked up.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Oh- wait! I remember fuckin' treatin' you!
    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson fucking JUMPS.
    ** Pfc. Benjamin Perkins CACKLES. It's loud.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: What the FUCK!
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Well... I set it on the desk... So it was dirty,
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Can't use it like that.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: That could've.. Flew into my fucking eye, or something.
    ** Pfc. Rachel Cryer snorts as she immediately covers her face with her hands.
    ** Cpl. Charlotte Wilson sits back down, shifting uncomfortably.

    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Great work.

    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] Someone get this woman away from me.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Alatara.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Altara?
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Altaria.
    Pfc. Benjamin Perkins: Altara!
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Altara.
    Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Uh,
    Pfc. Amalia Engel: Alterac Valley?

    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: [YELL] Altarbie.
    Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Altara. The guy you told me to recruit.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: Wilson.
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: Why does-
    WO. Kaitlyn Altara: What the fuck did I just walk into?
    WO. Kaitlyn Altara: Why is everyone saying my name?
    Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: This place sucks cock.

    [275 MHz] Pfc. Nathanial Clarke: Alright... I'm doing it...
    [275 MHz] LCpl. Logan Hawkins: You mind if I play you a song, Random SkyNet drone?
    [275 MHz] Pfc. Nathanial Clarke: **The sound of hardcore 80s porn can be heard over the radio.
    [275 MHz] Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: Stop.
    [275 MHz] Pfc. Amalia Engel: Sergeant Skar-zeenskah'll whack off any man for only a few ciggies. She's pretty much equal to a one armed bandit right now, insert a coin and have at it.
    [275 MHz] LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Ew, ew, ew, ew.
    [275 MHz] Sgt. Karina Skarzynska: She'll let you put it through the stitches if you pay extra.
    [275 MHz] Pfc. Nathanial Clarke: **A woman moaning loudly can be heard...
    [275 MHz] Pvt. Greer Camran: Whah is thah?
    [275 MHz] Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: The sound of progress.
    [275 MHz] Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: But, uh.. I think the thing's gone, now.
    [275 MHz] Cpl. Charlotte Wilson: So-.. Stop.
    [275 MHz] Pfc. Nathanial Clarke: **The sound stops.
    [275 MHz] Pvt. Mercedes Wolffe: Clarke I'm going to punch you, I just lost a bite of sandwich to that.

    [275 MHz] Pfc. Nathanial Clarke: At least if someone ever fucks an infiltrator, they can sound somewhat convincing.
     
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  6. The Red Menace

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    jesus my eyes are on fire
     
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  7. Mox

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    who wants to rebuild industrial 17 on minecraft with me and just pretend the uprising never happened and trp doesnt exist
     
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    MOX NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
     
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    To be fair, despite all the memeing, that was the best passive ive had in a while
     
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    whats passive ???
     
  11. Anri

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    accepting the trp quotes thread as a dump of low-quality memes

    active is posting in it
     
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    Aléxa Príce: IM GONNA JUMP
    T-600.6249: [OOC] LOL
    Screenshot Requested
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    Aléxa Príce: WISH ME LUCK
    T-700.6085: DONT DO IT
    Aléxa Príce: IM DOING IT

    RevivalAD was killed by worldspawn
     
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    During the fight with the harvesters today

    [275 MHz] Pfc. Xavier Burns: [YELL] HAHA I GOT ONE!

    Murphy: [OOC] All I heard from that Burns, was the HL2 citzen saying that... I am scarred for life now.
     
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  15. Malum Umbra

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    http://overwikifiles.com/files/Citizen/Gotone02_male.ogg
     
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    PSA this is dangerous don't do this
     
  17. Anri

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    why drink milk at all when it's 2018 and all the joy is in soy*
    *apparently really unhealthy but that's never stopped anyone
     
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    Pvt. Jaya 'Gigi' Estelle: [LOCAL-OOC] hey
    Pvt. Jaya 'Gigi' Estelle: [LOCAL-OOC] follow me real quick
    Pvt. Jaya 'Gigi' Estelle: [LOCAL-OOC] take out your fists
    Pvt. Jaya 'Gigi' Estelle: [LOCAL-OOC] tnb summed up in one sentence: hit E on the box
    You can't find anything useful in here.
    You can't find anything useful in here.
     
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    Milton Bisby: Do you know who Altara is?
    Henry Varro: A little prick.
    Milton Bisby: You are wise, Varro.
    Milton Bisby: You know what won't get you killed, but one last question.
    Milton Bisby: She associates herself with two other women.
    Milton Bisby: What are their identities?
    Henry Varro: You mean the lesbian Lietunants?
     
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    You never have to ask 'cabal when' anymore. It's already happened by the time you've blinked
     
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    ** Lincoln Hunte walks after having watched the fight with the girls, saving that image for later on tonight.
     
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  22. vika

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    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] id show my cock for a 50 dollar game
    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] isnt even a fuckin question
    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] id be such a good whore


    edit;
    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] the only girls i like are the ones with small feminine dicks
    Sgt. Dante Owens: [OOC] i get on server. i wish to vomit.
    T-600.9506: [OOC] i just want to fuck a man who can accept the fact i'm straight
    Sgt. Dante Owens: [OOC] please stop talking.
    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] god id impale my choclate starfish on that lil girly pound stick so hard id become a banana split
    Sgt. Dante Owens: [OOC] PLEASE STOP TALKING

    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] big ol chocolate cheek spreader
    SSgt. Luka Caine: [OOC] perfect for pounding trap butt pussy.
     
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    i cannot stop thinking about the phrase 'chocolate starfish'. i am laughing but also deeply disturbed. this has invoked a sense of shock that i have never felt before.
     
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    How is any of that funny @ vika post
     
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    maybe if your brain wasn't the size of a peanut bekah you could figure it out
     
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    @moomao defend your sexual fantasies heathen
     
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    No, sorry.
     
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    This week on name that scene!

    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: I'm not happy Hawkins.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Not.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Happy.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Ask me why.
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Why..?
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Why what? Be specific Hawkins.
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Why are you not happy..?
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Your squadmates make me unhappy.
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Why, have you gotten complaints?

    ** Cpl. Daniel Edwards straightens his coporal chevrons. "Complaints I can handle."
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: What I can't handle is your squadmates inexplicable knowledge of Bravos inner workings!
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: They're exploiting every loophole, dodging ever obstacle
    !
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: [YELL] They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Did I do something, illegal?
    ** Cpl. Daniel Edwards grumbles. "No."
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Are you saying we shouldn't help our privates?
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Tech-Com policy requires I answer 'no.'
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: We're supposed to help privates.

    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: [YELL] We're supposed to help OUR squad! Starting with our NCOs, who's helping them out Hawkins!?
    ** Cpl. Daniel Edwards sighs. "You know Hawkins..."
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: A squad...
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Is like an enormous clock.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Is like an enorm- yes! Precisely!
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: It only works when all the little cogs, mesh together!
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Now...
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: A clock needs to be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: The best clocks have dual movement, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.

    ** Cpl. Daniel Edwards chuckles. "Of course I'm being metaphorical Hawkins, do you know what I'm talking about Hawkins?"
    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins looks off behind him, looking out of the door. An argument happens between two soldiers..

    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Look at me when I'm talking to you Hawkins!
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Those two out there..
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: They need help!
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Do not change the subject Hawkins, we're discussing your actions!
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: They are getting into a fight!
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Well lets hope they're not Bravo!

    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins stood up from his chair taking a step forward towards the door, "I'll be right back.."
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: [YELL] Stop right there Hawkins, or YOUR FIRED.
    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins stopped mid-way, sighing.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Close the door.
    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins shut the door as told...
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Get over here... now.
    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins let go of the knob, kind of crushed. He turned around and walked over..
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: I'm not happy Hawkins.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Not.
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Happy.

    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins looked back towards the two arguing. One was injured and the other scot off clean, "He got away.."
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Good thing too, you were this close to losing your j-
    ** LCpl. Logan Hawkins gripped edwards throat, pushing him backwards against the wall. Hard.
     
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    We had Trevone as witness. I am scared for my life.
     
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    I hate you all
     
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    Big Fuck up

    Flt. Pvt. Kate Ambrose: Nice, I-- I assume and hope you got the letters too? That shit's important for us.
    LCpl. Jaya 'Gigi' Estelle: Letters?
    Rct. Rakka 'Rack' Kane: Letters?
    Cpl. Daniel Edwards: Letters?
    LCpl. Jaya 'Gigi' Estelle: LETTERS?

    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: Fuck.
     
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    T-800.8679: [YELL] <:: YOU ARE FACING TERMINATION.
    Samantha Winchester: [YELL] Right.
    Sgt. Theo Melnik: [YELL] Fuck you.
    Samantha Winchester: [YELL] Go away Steve Jobs. I don't want a fuckin' Macintosh.

    T-800.8679: [YELL] <:: WE DO NOT SUPPLY MACINTOSHS.
    Sgt. Theo Melnik: [YELL] I can't fucking wait to reprogram your ass.
    Samantha Winchester: [YELL] SOD OFF!

    T-800.8679: [YELL] <:: PROGRAMMING IS PROBITHED AGAINST SKYNET TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
    Samantha Winchester: [YELL] Fuck SkyNet!
    T-800.8679: [YELL] <:: IT IS A VIOLATION AND YOU WILL BE MET WITH CONSEQUENCES; DEATH.
    T-700.RUSTY: [YELL] <:: ERROR. HUMANS ARE NOT LIABLE TO SIGN A WAIVER NOT GIVEN IN PRACTICAL WRITING.
     
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    T-500.5188: [OOC] whenever i need something related to trp or sexual favors i yell in mother's ear


    @Mox
     
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    Matthew: I NEED
    Matthew: A GUN
    Pfc. Ayisha Clarke: Do you know how to behave?
    Matthew: NO
    Pfc. Ayisha Clarke: Then you are not getting a gun.
    Matthew: OK
     
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    ** 'Cartero' decides he's going to have fun, he pulls down his pants and drops a hot shit in the sink for his troubles.
    LCpl. Logan Hawkins: [LOCAL-OOC] someone took a fat ogre shit.
    'Cartero': Me cago en su fregadero. ((I shit in your sink))
     
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    Jn. Spc. 'Otel': [OOC] how much do i have to pay dave to have permanent pk auths

    flower muted you from OOC
     
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