TRP Quotes Thread

Stupid Snake

Zealot
May 12, 2015
1,161
Title

Adelheid Geterina: [YELL] Shit! I see three, incoming!

TankNut killed [L²:M][F.I]Toxic using rpg_missile
TankNut killed moogmoi using rpg_missile
TankNut killed joystick jihad using rpg_missile
TankNut killed [L²:RP][F.I] Wesley using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Morger using rpg_missile

T-400.5613: [OOC] I'm just hitting money shot after money shot today
 

TankNut

Is HL2 done yet?
Developer
Oct 23, 2014
1,749
TankNut killed Abaddon using rpg_missile
TankNut killed [TFRP] LucyRose Tha Trap Queen using rpg_missile
TankNut killed DeadlySkeleton54 using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Muffins :D using rpg_missile
TankNut killed r34 porg simulator using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Sinclair using rpg_missile
TankNut killed T-800 Machine using rpg_missile
TankNut killed roleplay but verbose using rpg_missile
TankNut killed fuck you using rpg_missile
TankNut killed i dont fw no bitch niggas fr fr using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Drewerth using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Profoundly Morally using rpg_missile
TankNut killed [L²:M][F.I]Toxic using rpg_missile
TankNut killed moogmoi using rpg_missile
TankNut killed joystick jihad using rpg_missile
TankNut killed [L²:RP][F.I] Wesley using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Morger using rpg_missile
T-400 game on point
 

Scouser

Zealot
Aug 3, 2011
3,100
** T-600.0193 bends down and abruptly rips Deonte's skull from his body, destroying his hidden gun in the process.
** Deonte Blount dodged it
Deonte Blount: [LOCAL-OOC] dont powergame
 

toastmatic

paranoid and delusional
Oct 26, 2014
4,721
A new player I gave some very rudimentary basics to:

T-400.0001: [OOC] Youre at the far end of the map near skynet
Shan Dan: [OOC] See the thing is this maps a square


I'm so proud.
 

kingryan

Legend
Oct 5, 2016
1,154
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: what that guy do?
Daniel Nordson: He slept with my mother.
Daniel Nordson: So I shot him.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Well we all have, dianel
K33f3 De Riv killed Radioactivedog using trp_ak74

Tye Bigg: [YELL] What the fuck?!
Daniel Nordson: It's DANIEL.
Daniel Nordson: She was an infiltrator.
 

K33f3!

Leave me alone
May 25, 2011
3,484
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: what that guy do?
Daniel Nordson: He slept with my mother.
Daniel Nordson: So I shot him.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Well we all have, dianel
K33f3 De Riv killed Radioactivedog using trp_ak74

Tye Bigg: [YELL] What the fuck?!
Daniel Nordson: It's DANIEL.
Daniel Nordson: She was an infiltrator.
These are forged.
 

Jacko151

Senior Member
Mar 29, 2016
35
Jimmy Looft: I saw him fly-kick a T-10000 and split it near in half once... crazy shit. You think he's part machine? What if he's like, a rogue element... gone off the grid 'cause Skynet broke his heart or something. Oh yeah, Skynet's a girl AI y'know?
 

toastmatic

paranoid and delusional
Oct 26, 2014
4,721
Double post. I like these early days of a character when you can figure out who they are.

Pedro Pliego: Any of you guys good with medical?
** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II looks over at Pedro. "Oh! I am, totally!"
Pedro Pliego: Come on, we got injured.
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Er - oh...
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: I thought you meant A&P.
Pedro Pliego: Please, just do what you can?
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Er...
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: I guess I can take a look.


...

(Jared Parks) ** The gunshot wound is located on the left of his lower stomach, if here were to look closely there is an exit wound. **
** Urijah Gruetzemacher looks over to the woman and says, "Are you the one with medical knowledge?"
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Uh...
** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II considers this for a long moment.
(Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** A very long moment. **
(Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** Too long. **
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Yes.


...


** Derek Walker steps into room, moving over to the corner. He looks over towards the operating table, and observes the scenario. "Well now, that looks like it hurts."
Urijah Gruetzemacher: You'll do a better job than what I'll be ablle to do. He's been shot, obviously... Exit wound, thankfully.
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Why is that thankful?
** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II heads over.
** Urijah Gruetzemacher takes a step back and allows her to move in.
Urijah Gruetzemacher: A bullet stuck in the body is worst than one that went all the way through.
** Jared Parks glares at walker. "You think!?"
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: That's... not necessarily true...
** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II picks up some shears and cuts away all of Parks' surrounding clothing.
Urijah Gruetzemacher: True or not, I don't care. If you can fix him then do what you can, thank you.
** Jared Parks releases a sigh as the woman cuts away his clothing.
(Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** "Bodies are just like machines, really. You know, they're just squishy instead of hard. They burn fuel. They produce energy and exhaut..." She sets the shears aside and disinfects her hands at a nearby sink. "Sepsis," she remarks offhandedly. "That's probably the biggest concern - not whether the bullet's in or out, but if he's, you know... leaking anything more than blood into himself." **
Jared Parks: Oh god...
(Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** "I guess that's why this stuff hasn't ever really grossed me out. Blood's just a way of carrying fuel. Nutrients. Oxygen for the chemical reactions that keep us moving. Thinking. Being. It's basically oil." She examines the injury, then leans in and takes a deep whiff. Does the wound smell off in any way? **
Urijah Gruetzemacher: If you need a hand there's another person out there that I heard sayin' she knew some things. But from the jibber jabber you're spewin' out I don't think you'll need them.
(Jared Parks) ** The wound smells like blood, lots and lots of blood. In fact, the blood drips off the side of the opertating table. **
** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II leans back. "Yeah. I think I can wing this. I don't smell any shit. Could be wrong, but... I'm not a doctor!" She chirps this and heads to the other side of the table. "You could start by getting him some pain pills. This is probably going to hurt."
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Or... injections?
Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Maybe just a stiff drink.
** Jared Parks eyes widen upon hearing 'Not a doctor!', as he practically just stares at the woman.
Derek Walker: Weren't you a butcher? Just use what you were taunt butchering animals.
** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II looks sharply at Derek for spreading disinformation. A beat. She lets out a loud laugh - just one. "HAH! Joking! He's making a joke!"
** Jared Parks presses the back of his head against the cold table, closing his eyes. "Uhhhh.."
 

Adderall

Legend
Jan 11, 2015
4,010
** Gunslinger Would uncross his legs, get up from leaing on the stove, and would pull out the stove.
** Gunslinger The smell was tolerable but the meat looked terrible.
Leonard T. Washington: Looks great.
 

blubaugh?

Legend
Sep 1, 2016
1,505
Jamie Cook: Yeah, we're already reproducin' at a slow ass rate and ya' wanna' kill more of us?
Julian Léopard: Hey...
** Julian Léopard looks to his right. "Speaking of."
** Jamie Cook cocks her head towards Julian, raising her brow.
Jamie Cook: Oh. No.
Julian Léopard: Worth a shot.

this is the epitome of tragedy my characters have met on any server. simply breathtaking
 

Rabid

Legend
Dec 25, 2015
3,562
Jamie Cook: Yeah, we're already reproducin' at a slow ass rate and ya' wanna' kill more of us?
Julian Léopard: Hey...
** Julian Léopard looks to his right. "Speaking of."
** Jamie Cook cocks her head towards Julian, raising her brow.
Jamie Cook: Oh. No.
Julian Léopard: Worth a shot.

this is the epitome of tragedy my characters have met on any server. simply breathtaking
 

Ober

Zealot
Jan 6, 2015
376
Drake 'Devil' Scott: It's a statement , yes it is.
Robert 'Rob' Smith: We hit a terminator and we all go splat. Don't they weigh like a ton?
Drake 'Devil' Scott: Let's go to skynets enterance
Drake 'Devil' Scott: Sounds like fun Rayner
Drake 'Devil' Scott: OH SHIT

TankNut killed macklemore using trp_skynet_t400_canons
TankNut killed benji using rpg_missile
TankNut killed Arka.exe using rpg_missile
 

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