TRP Quotes Thread

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  1. Stupid Snake

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    Adelheid Geterina: [YELL] Shit! I see three, incoming!

    TankNut killed [L²:M][F.I]Toxic using rpg_missile
    TankNut killed moogmoi using rpg_missile
    TankNut killed joystick jihad using rpg_missile
    TankNut killed [L²:RP][F.I] Wesley using rpg_missile
    TankNut killed Morger using rpg_missile

    T-400.5613: [OOC] I'm just hitting money shot after money shot today
     
  2. TankNut

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    T-400 game on point
     
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    "Tank don't hit them"

     
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    ** T-600.0193 bends down and abruptly rips Deonte's skull from his body, destroying his hidden gun in the process.
    ** Deonte Blount dodged it
    Deonte Blount: [LOCAL-OOC] dont powergame
     
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    Tye Bigg: Connor, sign my M4?
    John Connor: I dont have a pen.
    ** John Connor slings his rifle around and heads to look for some water.
     
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    nec killed bennet using trp_m16_acog

    brought 2 u by 11fps and 370 ping
     
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  8. toastmatic

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    A new player I gave some very rudimentary basics to:

    T-400.0001: [OOC] Youre at the far end of the map near skynet
    Shan Dan: [OOC] See the thing is this maps a square


    I'm so proud.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: what that guy do?
    Daniel Nordson: He slept with my mother.
    Daniel Nordson: So I shot him.
    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Well we all have, dianel
    K33f3 De Riv killed Radioactivedog using trp_ak74

    Tye Bigg: [YELL] What the fuck?!
    Daniel Nordson: It's DANIEL.
    Daniel Nordson: She was an infiltrator.
     
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  11. K33f3!

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    These are forged.
     
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    Jimmy Looft: I saw him fly-kick a T-10000 and split it near in half once... crazy shit. You think he's part machine? What if he's like, a rogue element... gone off the grid 'cause Skynet broke his heart or something. Oh yeah, Skynet's a girl AI y'know?
     
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    Double post. I like these early days of a character when you can figure out who they are.

    Pedro Pliego: Any of you guys good with medical?
    ** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II looks over at Pedro. "Oh! I am, totally!"
    Pedro Pliego: Come on, we got injured.
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Er - oh...
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: I thought you meant A&P.
    Pedro Pliego: Please, just do what you can?
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Er...
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: I guess I can take a look.


    ...

    (Jared Parks) ** The gunshot wound is located on the left of his lower stomach, if here were to look closely there is an exit wound. **
    ** Urijah Gruetzemacher looks over to the woman and says, "Are you the one with medical knowledge?"
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Uh...
    ** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II considers this for a long moment.
    (Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** A very long moment. **
    (Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** Too long. **
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Yes.


    ...


    ** Derek Walker steps into room, moving over to the corner. He looks over towards the operating table, and observes the scenario. "Well now, that looks like it hurts."
    Urijah Gruetzemacher: You'll do a better job than what I'll be ablle to do. He's been shot, obviously... Exit wound, thankfully.
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Why is that thankful?
    ** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II heads over.
    ** Urijah Gruetzemacher takes a step back and allows her to move in.
    Urijah Gruetzemacher: A bullet stuck in the body is worst than one that went all the way through.
    ** Jared Parks glares at walker. "You think!?"
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: That's... not necessarily true...
    ** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II picks up some shears and cuts away all of Parks' surrounding clothing.
    Urijah Gruetzemacher: True or not, I don't care. If you can fix him then do what you can, thank you.
    ** Jared Parks releases a sigh as the woman cuts away his clothing.
    (Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** "Bodies are just like machines, really. You know, they're just squishy instead of hard. They burn fuel. They produce energy and exhaut..." She sets the shears aside and disinfects her hands at a nearby sink. "Sepsis," she remarks offhandedly. "That's probably the biggest concern - not whether the bullet's in or out, but if he's, you know... leaking anything more than blood into himself." **
    Jared Parks: Oh god...
    (Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II) ** "I guess that's why this stuff hasn't ever really grossed me out. Blood's just a way of carrying fuel. Nutrients. Oxygen for the chemical reactions that keep us moving. Thinking. Being. It's basically oil." She examines the injury, then leans in and takes a deep whiff. Does the wound smell off in any way? **
    Urijah Gruetzemacher: If you need a hand there's another person out there that I heard sayin' she knew some things. But from the jibber jabber you're spewin' out I don't think you'll need them.
    (Jared Parks) ** The wound smells like blood, lots and lots of blood. In fact, the blood drips off the side of the opertating table. **
    ** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II leans back. "Yeah. I think I can wing this. I don't smell any shit. Could be wrong, but... I'm not a doctor!" She chirps this and heads to the other side of the table. "You could start by getting him some pain pills. This is probably going to hurt."
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Or... injections?
    Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II: Maybe just a stiff drink.
    ** Jared Parks eyes widen upon hearing 'Not a doctor!', as he practically just stares at the woman.
    Derek Walker: Weren't you a butcher? Just use what you were taunt butchering animals.
    ** Zelda E. Fitzgerald-Wolfram II looks sharply at Derek for spreading disinformation. A beat. She lets out a loud laugh - just one. "HAH! Joking! He's making a joke!"
    ** Jared Parks presses the back of his head against the cold table, closing his eyes. "Uhhhh.."
     
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    ** Gunslinger Would uncross his legs, get up from leaing on the stove, and would pull out the stove.
    ** Gunslinger The smell was tolerable but the meat looked terrible.
    Leonard T. Washington: Looks great.
     
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    Jamie Cook: Yeah, we're already reproducin' at a slow ass rate and ya' wanna' kill more of us?
    Julian Léopard: Hey...
    ** Julian Léopard looks to his right. "Speaking of."
    ** Jamie Cook cocks her head towards Julian, raising her brow.
    Jamie Cook: Oh. No.
    Julian Léopard: Worth a shot.

    this is the epitome of tragedy my characters have met on any server. simply breathtaking
     
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    Pvt. Karl Jacobs: [LOCAL-OOC] brb ken, stay here

     
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    Drake 'Devil' Scott: It's a statement , yes it is.
    Robert 'Rob' Smith: We hit a terminator and we all go splat. Don't they weigh like a ton?
    Drake 'Devil' Scott: Let's go to skynets enterance
    Drake 'Devil' Scott: Sounds like fun Rayner
    Drake 'Devil' Scott: OH SHIT

    TankNut killed macklemore using trp_skynet_t400_canons
    TankNut killed benji using rpg_missile
    TankNut killed Arka.exe using rpg_missile
     
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    Prizmo killed Abaddon using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed skitZ using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed benji using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed bloo using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed Mo Money using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed sip sippin on some sizzurp using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed Eternal Tipper using trp_minigun_t600
    Prizmo killed The Red Menace using trp_minigun_t600

    :thonking:
     
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    Jimmy Butlah: Im looking for some weapons.

    Pvt. Daniel Nordson: Wrong place.

    Jimmy Butlah: Those God damn robots will pay...

    Pvt. Daniel Nordson: This is a F.O.B.

    Pvt. Daniel Nordson: You're lookin' for baseplate. West, back over the bridge.

    Jimmy Butlah: Your west or my west?
     
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    ** Pvt. Daniel Nordson reaches out to grip Logan by the shoulder, "You lost?"

    Pvt. Daniel Nordson: You wanna head West over here, back past the big red bridge.

    Logan Johnson: *grips Daniel's hand* *gets in his ear* *whispers* Gotcha.
     
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    Gets in his ear.
     
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    Natsu Zestu: [OOC] ** Natsu fires a real shit pistol at the 400 to feel useful.

    ;)
     
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    ** Jonathan Walsh looks at the ground i wish my parents where still here to see this
    ** Jonathan Walsh looks at samuel
    Jonathan Walsh: The machines they.....
    Jonathan Walsh: Killed my parents
    ** Jonathan Walsh starts crying
    ** Jonathan Walsh looks at samuel
    Jonathan Walsh: [YELL] I WANT REVENGE I WANT TO KILL EVERY LAST MACHINE
    ** Jonathan Walsh sighs
    Jonathan Walsh: Sorry about that
    Jonathan Walsh: ever since my parents died its been hard you know
    ** Jonathan Walsh looks at samuel



    i cri erry time
     
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    Bless his still beating heart
     
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    Pvt. Daniel Nordson: [WHISPER] Call me Dan', so you never have to call me sugar again.

    k33f3 at it again
     
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    theyre at least pencils, not toothpicks. gosh, at least be accurate with ur insults.

    also shower sex is completely overrated tbhqhwyf
     
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    ** With a flat palm the terminator smashes into Ellis, sending him into the debris behind him, more rounds strike against the 7'3 hulk. It begins to stagger slightly **
    ** Ellis 'Elvis' Powell is flung back with the flat palm into the barrel taking it with him as both fall flat on the ground. "Ack!"
    Weee.
     
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  31. Ober

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    Trevor Herren: can you guys hear my mic
    upload_2018-2-4_20-31-47.
     
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    Chocolate killed TRP is now live using trp_minigun_t600
    The Tee's won the war.
     
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    Promote me to Skynet CEO
     
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    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: What're your names?
    Marcus Kane: Don't fucking bring these fucks close to the base, holy SHIT.
    Skinny Jim: Skinny jim
    Alexander Knight: Fuck sakes...
    John Redwood: John..
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: And you?
    ** Pvt. Kisa Vinter looks to Isaac.
    Isaac Dawson: Ill lure him out.
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: NO.
    Isaac Dawson: I caued this.
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: I just-
    John Redwood: Dont...
    John Redwood: Stop..
    John Redwood: J-just no..
    Skinny Jim: no
    Alexander Knight: Don't. Do. Anything.
    John Redwood: Dont be an idiot..
    ** Isaac Dawson D Bye.
    Isaac Dawson: [OOC] COME HERE YOU BIG JUNK OF SCRAP! WHERE TF ARE YOU!
    Isaac Dawson: i lost my balls
    [350 MHz] Alexander Knight: [WHISPER] It's fucking COMING! GET LOW!
    Isaac Dawson: and um
    John Redwood: Hey buddy, guess what?
    Isaac Dawson: eh
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] sorry ive got like 2 new rpers over here
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] idk if they've been baiting you
    T-600.5856: [LOCAL-OOC] yea it's alright I'ma just ignore em
    T-600.5856: [LOCAL-OOC] they mightve
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] ty, sorry im trying to teach em
    T-600.5856: [LOCAL-OOC] it's alright
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] come on isaac
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] isaac come on
    Isaac Dawson: fag
    Marcus Kane: [OOC] issac dawson can you stop being a retard
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] ok isaac thats not the way you treat people
    John Redwood: [LOCAL-OOC] kek
    Isaac Dawson: sorry i was born with mental illness
    Isaac Dawson: WYM
    Pvt. Kisa Vinter: [LOCAL-OOC] YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKIGN MEAN
    Isaac Dawson: SO U TELLIN ME THAT I cant speak my language
    Marcus Kane: [LOCAL-OOC] im so fucking close to rdming you
    Isaac Dawson: oh im scared.
    Isaac Dawson: yeah stfu and do something useful.
    Isaac Dawson: [OOC] GODDAMMIT! WEVE BEEN COMPRIMISED!!


    Alto Clef: I searched terminator FOB and could not find golden gate
     
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    Pvt. Daniel Nordson: [LOCAL-OOC] Is it alright with you guys if I masturbate to this?

    ** Jeon Jungkook reluctantly hands the pistol (D:)

    John Connor: Not you Sunny I need you later.
    Hyeong 'Sunny' Sin: Wow.
    John Connor: I want you in me Sunny
     
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  36. Ammo

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    Hyeong 'Sunny' Sin: nICE GUN
     
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    01:40 - steeb: I'm retaking stalingrad at 5 fps

    this is a perfect description for the entirety of trp
     
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    [PM to John Connor] can we just jump back in at this rate
    [PM from John Connor] ok 1 more


    Commander Potato killed Maxuma123 using trp_gatling_t600_skinjob_dual
    sip sippin on some sizzurp killed Commander Potato using trp_m240
    flower killed steeb using trp_scarh_eglm
    Commander Potato killed PatienttZero using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    Commander Potato killed CmderJeremy using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    _Vintricus killed Deciduous using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    [Saiyan]SamuraiJack*WestPoint* killed kashi.Straw using trp_minigun_t600
    Commander Potato killed joystick jihad using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    [Saiyan]SamuraiJack*WestPoint* killed nubian king using trp_minigun_t600
    _Vintricus killed Nitra using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    [Saiyan]SamuraiJack*WestPoint* killed Guy using trp_minigun_t600
    _Vintricus killed litgenius98 using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    _Vintricus killed bungo using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    [Saiyan]SamuraiJack*WestPoint* killed Mo Money using trp_minigun_t600
    _Vintricus killed EnragedOT using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    _Vintricus killed Cheekers using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    TRP is now live killed Deadeye using trp_aa12
    NovaPrime killed Zap430 using trp_m16
    [Saiyan]SamuraiJack*WestPoint* killed AlbinoGlowStick using trp_minigun_t600
    TRP is now live killed _Vintricus using trp_aa12
    Commander Potato killed moogmoi using trp_minigun_t600_skinjob
    TRP is now live killed Sevbear using trp_aa12
     
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  39. Rabid

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    @Flower and I's life on low pop

    [SKYNET] T-700.5693: [WHISPER] //Fuck me I feel like a geriatric patient chasing usain bolt

    [SKYNET] T-600.1483: // LOL
     
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  40. snuggles

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    Lucas Hayes: Maybe just donate them, then? People need guns. Hand 'em in here and I'll see them get give to people that need them.
    Edd Knight: Hm. Alright.
    Edd Knight: See you!


    not taken out of context, that's a genuine interaction
     
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