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Satty™'s Introduction

Discussion in 'Newcomers' started by Satty™, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. Satty™

    Satty™ Junior Member

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    Hello Taco N Banana Community,

    Beginning back in the summer of twenty-fourteen I developed an intense passion for Half-Life 2 role-play servers. I have since found that many servers are bankrupt of original content and the role-play itself has become increasingly dull.

    I aspire to meet new people, get myself acquainted with many of you, and at the same time contribute to and learn from the various role-play experiences in this community. @shitzo sent me here, and I am sure I will not regret it. I recall being a casual player here every now and again for a few years ago, but it has evidently gained serious traction since then.

    About Me

    • My current alias is an abbreviated version of my previous one, "Satirical"
    • I am 18 years old and currently studying Criminal Psychology
    • I hope to join the FBI as a Special Agent in the Behavioral Analysis Unit
    • My hobbies include writing, reading, solving puzzles, and playing Chess
    • My interests are the humanities: law, politics, and other forms of social science

    AMA

    Feel free to ask me anything! ^^


    ~Satty™
     
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  2. Walker.

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    Welcome brother.
     
  3. Newticus

    Newticus New Blood
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    You put more work into this than some people put into their roleplay.
    If you ever feel like you're struggling to find rp, feel free to send me a message!
     
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  4. Satty™

    Satty™ Junior Member

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    Thanks!

    I will be sure to do so!
     
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    Hm..I think I can earnestly say that I wish you nothing but whatever pleasantries we have here without regret, Good luck new guy.
     
  7. LKC6

    LKC6 TnB's Favorite Baseball
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    Hey! Nice to meet you :D
     
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  8. Snuggles

    Snuggles придурка, патриот

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    i just woke up hello
     
  9. shitzo

    shitzo Zealot

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    go away snuggles
     
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    i too just woke up

    hey bud
     
  11. Fuzzy Wolfy

    Fuzzy Wolfy The 'good' cop
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    I can tell, you're gonna' go far with that kind of attitude.

    Welcome, and please - don't touch the turnips :groceries::bobe:
     
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  12. Benji Dooble

    Benji Dooble diamond in the rough
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    can i already hate you
     
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  13. Anri

    Anri Dark Soul
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    do you have a tragic backstory that has motivated you to dedicate your life to fighting crime & can i buy the movie rights if yes?

    also hi and welcome! if you have any questions feel free to direct them to me or my secretary
     
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  14. Benji Dooble

    Benji Dooble diamond in the rough
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    we need to make a tnb movie
     
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    Welcome! I'm currently studying something similar. Cool field of work you're heading towards :) Good luck at TnB!
     
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  16. Wizard

    Wizard Actually a wizard.
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    [Intense fear]
     
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    Stay Out of Trouble
     
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  18. popo

    popo Zealot
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    Welcome! Welcome to City 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
     
  19. Error231

    Error231 Senior Member

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    First I have to deal with you in People of Shit, now I gotta deal with you here? Yeah you’re just asking to get roundhoused
     
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  20. Redford

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    Hello! I hope you actually do enjoy yourself here, both on and off the field. Also:

    I have a feeling we're going to be interacting about this :eyes:
     
  21. Rabid

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    There is one

     
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    Nerdbird Educated Avian

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    blooregardo padre gringo
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    Dukes of Hazzard
    Vintricus
    And now Satirical Srulik?
    I feel like I'm going to open up the forums and see an intro thread from Bacondragon.

    But in all honesty it's nice to see you here. I'm looking forward to see whatever short stories you decide to write for this hellhole.
     
  25. Satty™

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    Sort of. You absolutely have the rights as long as I portray myself.

    You can't be surprised when a former People of Meme player is inviting people on from that community. Well, the more serious among us anyways. (Not to say I do anything but post on the forums nowadays anyhow.)
     
  26. Mox

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    [​IMG]

    It took me 20 minutes to try and figure out if you were using a different font because god for some reason your posts were bugging me out. (Aside from the resume-style introduction post)

    Welcome regardless.
     
  27. Satty™

    Satty™ Junior Member

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    If it will be a burden I will default to the standard font. I just really like Trebuchet MS for some reason.
     
  28. Mox

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    It's not a burden lol, I just noticed something was different.

    Besides, if you try and encompass everyone's opinions into everything you do here, you're going to have a bad time. Just do you man. You can't please everyone.
     
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  29. Patriot

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    just don't listen to the people whose opinions don't matter like kingryan or nat attack.
     
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  30. Mox

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    Teach 'em young, Patriot. Teach 'em young.
     
  31. Satty™

    Satty™ Junior Member

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    You like Nietzsche. We're going to be talking a lot about that.
     
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  32. LKC6

    LKC6 TnB's Favorite Baseball
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    How did he know...
     
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  33. Warmessiah

    Warmessiah B-B-B-BANNED

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    Hey Satty,

    It's always good to see someone interested in our little community - I've been roleplaying here for a few years now and have thoroughly enjoyed it! Although it doesn't seem like it sometimes, we're all a very close knit group and love to share ideas and stories with each other, and giving feedback to other players and asking them for their input on lore, storylines and serverside events is what differentiates us from a lot of other roleplay communities. Seems like you've got a warm welcome here already, which is always good to see - there is a minority of roleplayers on here that don't seem to take things seriously and just use the forums as an excuse to goof around and post memes, which is fine from time to time, but @Benji Dooble sometimes has trouble knowing when to stop.

    My mum's done a lot of work on looking at forensics and profiling in the police force, and how they find suspects and handle evidence, and I've always been interested in psychology, so I hope we can chat sometime about criminal psych! I'm currently studying Chemistry and have put a few guides up on TnB to help others with the subject, but in my spare time I like to read about sociology and geopolitics, produce music and take copious amounts of untested psychoactive substances with snappy names like 5-MeO-MiPT, α-BL-3912 and 25c-nBOH and jump around at parties like this:



    If you're ever coming down to England's West Country, throw me a call and we can have a little party!

    Best wishes,
    Warmessiah
     
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  34. Snuggles

    Snuggles придурка, патриот

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    i'm gonna fucking slit warmessiah's throat
     
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  35. Benji Dooble

    Benji Dooble diamond in the rough
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    me too
     
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  36. Benji Dooble

    Benji Dooble diamond in the rough
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  37. Warmessiah

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  38. Horten-229

    Horten-229 Senior Member

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    stay away from my brain, damn fash
     
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  39. shitzo

    shitzo Zealot

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    yeah
     
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