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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Officialjake, Dec 14, 2014.

  1. shotcopper 9000

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    i hope everyone who consumes that poison headcrab will suffer several days' worth of incredibly bad trips as a result...
     
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    I WANT FUGU
     
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  3. Doggo

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    anyone consuming a poison headcrab should just be dead thats a terrible idea ic and ooc
     
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  5. shotcopper 9000

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    dead is boring, bad trips that last days on end are not

    also it's technically a venomous headcrab since it injects the neurotoxin to kill, rather than poisonous, so the toxin may not be as potent when ingested... especially after cooking...
     
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    ima good cook
     
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    I'm going to assume people eat around the bits that kill their friends or that a hairy, oily-skinned looking alien is probably not very appetizing in the first place.
     
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    if it's venomous then it has a poison-making sac that you can cut out

    it's not like snakes have cyanide blood
     
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    try and eat one and im sprinkling its toxin over your lunch

    or i'll tell its friends you ate it cunt

    then we'll see
     
  10. shotcopper 9000

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    you guys really hate fun, hey.
     
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  11. Benji Dooble

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    you've been here long enough to realize that ross
     
  12. Doggo

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    no for real if people wanna rp like bitter health and shit like that go ahead

    im just shitposting
     
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  14. FervensPb

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    also btw they're venomous not poisonous jfc take a biology class
     
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    Rice cakes are actually pretty good TBH.

    And yes it'd be absolutely retarded to eat one unless you're very careful not to puncture any poison glands.
     
  16. RGB

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    You people hurt my head.

    It's not dangerous to eat a black headcrab, it's venomous, not posionous. It's not at all like eating a pufferfish, it's more like eating a snake or a scorpion. Snakes and scorpions are widely consumed with no ill effects because people just don't eat the poison bit, the rest of the flesh is good. This creature's defence mechanism is not toxic flesh.

    It'll only do you harm if you make, say, a soup from the venom and then have an open sore where it can get into your bloodstream.

    Source: I wanted to get into zoology once and only didn't because of money troubles. I did my research and know the difference between venom and poison.
     
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    fuck stop it was a meme fight on a meme character nobody's eating anything
     
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  18. FervensPb

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    u wanna bet big gurl
     
  19. Redford

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    shut uuuuuuuppppppppppp

    here

    quotes for quote thread engaged
     
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    how do we know its venomous or poisonous when its called a poison headcrab but also uses "neurotoxins"
     
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    Cos it bites you and you die

    Please refer to this helpful guide
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    if its poisonous you cant eat it

    if its toxic its this conversation
     
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  23. Doggo

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    but you can never bite it in hl2 maybe it's both!!
     
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    ** Sam Fowler circled around, as the two were turned around looking to where she just left, she quickly aligned one of the unit's in her sights, and fired at least five rounds as the two were sholder to sholder. Her fire being mostly directed at 475, either passing through or staying in her. She ducked behind something as the automatic fire stopped. The rounds going through 475 were 7.62x39mm..Original..
    [L] ** CCA.C17-UNION.02.47548 is fucking magdumped. She falls back like a attacking operator walking into a doorway protected by Tachanka's mounted machine gun. Her gun clatters to the ground beside her.
    ** CCA.C17-UNION.FtL.13785 quickly spun around as the gunshots rung out at close range. By the time he had managed to bring his gun up the woman would have likely peeled back around the corner.

    Sam Fowler: [LOCAL-OOC] hold up gott'a fart
     
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    Sam Fowler: [YELL] **Sam fired one last shot into the unit's face mask, she quickly reverted her attention to her rear**
    [PM from Adelita Schulz] damn nigga what's up with you and getting glacked
     
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  26. Symmetry

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    All of those emotes are really bad tbh.

    e. 137's is fine but don't use past tense emotes even if it's a retroactive action kthxbye
     
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  27. justcallmeipod

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    it's the thought, not the emote, that counts

    but we all know i'm just posting logs for those juicy ratings
     
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  28. Doggo

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    never draw attention to a calibre cause it really doesn't matter it's filler

    make your emotes in combat quick and concise and anything that sounds really good you should toss in for frills
     
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    feel that powergame

    feel it
     
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    all that is wrong with tnb, pt. 1: nobody noticed this
     
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    interesting and meaningful > stupid
    but, stupid > boring

    i've done medical stuff on far too many servers and eventually it makes you see the relative merits of melon roleplay
     
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    what
     
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    one more post like that and this thread turns into a dad thread...
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Mom dad stop fighting.
     
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  37. FervensPb

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    your uninspired roleply is not the end-all-be-all to how other ppl conduct themselves
     
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    god DAMN
     
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    i kiss toast
     
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    tyrone gorilla dropping a cinder block on a units head was pretty good
     
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