Half-Life 2 Roleplay Quotes Thread

Robe

some fucking pog fuck
Sep 30, 2012
1,906
Bekλh has set the OOC delay to 1 hour.
[OOC] CCA.C45-UNION.OfC.97546: if u want the delay down, type /a bekah is best
Scott Upchurch (Rob): [TO ADMINS] i will slay bekah and all oppressors in my path so help me god
[OOC] CCA.C45-UNION.OfC.97546: rob ruined it for u all sry


Bekλh has set the OOC delay to 3 minutes.
Scott Upchurch (Rob): [TO ADMINS] as it shall be. those who stand in the way of liberties shall crumble into ash in my wake.
 

Doug Walker

Member
Jan 23, 2019
23
** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375 slips one hand to his multi tool's pouch and the otherto his baton, starting to pull them out. He stops as the man starts spazzing out, staring for a moment. He looks around, then reaches for his medical pouch, squatting down at his side. By that time though, the man's gone. He reaches for his neck, shaking his head. "Whoa."

Peter Gardner: Whats going on dude?

** The man on the floor has just finished going through a seizure, and appears to be dead. **

** The unit's are standing over a dead guy with saliva and froth in his mouth. **

** Joshua Berley is clearly dead, lying on his stomach.

Peter Gardner: Are you two units lookin for a good time?

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181: W-What the fuck?

Peter Gardner: Im trying to suck some fucking cock bro.

Peter Gardner: He okay?

Peter Gardner: He want some?

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375 looks over at Peter and starts standing up from his squatted position, reaching for his baton. He just stares at him in silence for a few seconds. "Put the bottle away man."

Peter Gardner: Oh this?

** Peter Gardner shoves it somewhere

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181 gestures to the man on the floor. "You're really doing this. This fucker just died right now, and you're coming up and asking this shit?"

Peter Gardner: How did he die?

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181: I don't fucking know! We put him down and he started seizing up.

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375 shrugs. "We carried him here to beat him. He just spazzed out and went, like he had an anyeursym or something. Freak thing."

Peter Gardner: What a little bitch!

Peter Gardner: Ill bet you two could beat me for hours!

Peter Gardner: Probably just get a little hard.

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181 silently looks over to his compatriot.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: I'm married. You got some problems, man.

Peter Gardner: Dude i havnt got my nut in fucking weeks man. Ill take anything at this point.

Peter Gardner: Im peter by the way!

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375 returns the look to his partner.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: Of course his name's Peter.

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181 abruptly begins stepping over to Peter. As soon as he's close, he sends a boot straight to the balls.

** Peter Gardner moans

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181 steps back.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: Jesus Christ.

Peter Gardner: Thanks, hon.

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181: I didn't even fucking feel anything down there.

** Peter Gardner dips left, then right, then SPRINTS

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: This is almost dreamscape grade.

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181: That guy-... He had, like...

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181 rubs the back of his neck as he steps back over to the body.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: Should we...bury this guy?

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181: We, er-... going to dispose of this one, then? Yeah.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: I don't have a shovel. Lets just put some brush over him, I suppose. Hopefully someone will dig him a grave before an animal comes forhim.

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.26181: ... Right, I can take him to the incinerator unit. We have one of those, right?

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.52375: Yeah, by the medical bay. I'll give you a hand.

This shit got so dark so fast later on it's not even funny. It all started from a shitpost Sovereign Citizen RP
 

Rabid

Legend
Dec 25, 2015
3,518
Jeffrey Rapp: JUST LET GO WE CAN LET A DOCTOR DO THIS.
Herbert Derkman: I AM A DOCTOR
Jeffrey Rapp: YOU WORKED AT A 7/11 HERBERT.
Herbert Derkman: YES THAt 711 WAS BEHIND THE WALL
Herbert Derkman: I HAD TO CLEAN WOUNDS AND KILL CRABS JUST TO SELL SHITY SLURPYS
 

Kami777

Member
Jun 21, 2019
63
Jeffrey Rapp: JUST LET GO WE CAN LET A DOCTOR DO THIS.
Herbert Derkman: I AM A DOCTOR
Jeffrey Rapp: YOU WORKED AT A 7/11 HERBERT.
Herbert Derkman: YES THAt 711 WAS BEHIND THE WALL
Herbert Derkman: I HAD TO CLEAN WOUNDS AND KILL CRABS JUST TO SELL SHITY SLURPYS
together these two will destroy the combine
 

Kami777

Member
Jun 21, 2019
63
** Herbert Derkman also has about 97 lego heads a thing of toothpaste and a printout of a small child in a hotdog costume
 

Fig Jig

Zealot
Apr 19, 2015
294
** Samuel Dussel looks the man in the eye sentually.
Samuel Dussel: Nah. I got you though
** Samuel Dussel slides over a pack of cold
salty noodles "Eat up, bud"
Andrew Grasser: Uhh... You know what, I think I'm actually good with my own food. I dunno if you heard, but we're a restaurant.
* Samuel Dussel stands up
suprised. He's in fear
(Andrew Grasser) ** He holds up his hands in the air, spreading them outwards like a rainbow, "The Duality of Pan." He announces proudly.
(Samuel Dussel) ** the mild smell of
shit fills the air. Dussel is freightened
**Samuel Dussel: A restuarant?**
Miles Park took another bite.
** Choi Yi-Jeong looks over,
'bruh' written on his face.
Samuel Dussel: I thought this was a dry cleaners!
 

7dast

Zealot
Jan 1, 2012
762
7171

CCA.C45-JUDGE.02.33090: [YELL] What the fuck is this, Herbert?
Herbert Derkman: ummmm
** CCA.C45-JUDGE.OfC.00143 eyed up the room.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.24232: Wow.
Herbert Derkman: umm so how are you doing
 
May 29, 2016
756
Jeffrey Rapp: JUST LET GO WE CAN LET A DOCTOR DO THIS.
Herbert Derkman: I AM A DOCTOR
Jeffrey Rapp: YOU WORKED AT A 7/11 HERBERT.
Herbert Derkman: YES THAt 711 WAS BEHIND THE WALL
Herbert Derkman: I HAD TO CLEAN WOUNDS AND KILL CRABS JUST TO SELL SHITY SLURPYS
this is the greatest dynamic duo the server has ever seen dont @ me
 
May 29, 2016
756
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: What's in the paper today?
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: Somethin' about a lady named Jenn Lowry.
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: Jenn Lowry? What'd she do?
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: She did that DVD.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Of her bendin' over in spandex and shit.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Nasty.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: The Yoga tape.

CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: [YELL] It was HOT.
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: Disgrasefull.
** CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303 smacks 113 upside the head.

CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: [YELL] IT WAS WHAT 04?
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: [YELL] Shut the hell up.

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307 looks up.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: It was disgraceful.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Don't say that aloud, you moron.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: ... you got it, chief.

CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: [YELL] You FOOL.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: Oh my God, quit yelling.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Don't say stupid shit then, man.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: It is what it is.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Ain't what it ain't.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: Oh, wait.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: There's somethin' in the newspaper here. It's about a clown with an UNION armband.
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: I'm gonna stop you right there.
 

7dast

Zealot
Jan 1, 2012
762
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: What's in the paper today?
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: Somethin' about a lady named Jenn Lowry.
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: Jenn Lowry? What'd she do?
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: She did that DVD.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Of her bendin' over in spandex and shit.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Nasty.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: The Yoga tape.

CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: [YELL] It was HOT.
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: Disgrasefull.
** CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303 smacks 113 upside the head.

CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: [YELL] IT WAS WHAT 04?
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: [YELL] Shut the hell up.

** CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307 looks up.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: It was disgraceful.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Don't say that aloud, you moron.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: ... you got it, chief.

CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: [YELL] You FOOL.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: Oh my God, quit yelling.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Don't say stupid shit then, man.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: It is what it is.
CCA.C45-UNION.02.69303: Ain't what it ain't.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: Oh, wait.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.11307: There's somethin' in the newspaper here. It's about a clown with an UNION armband.
CCA.C45-UNION.03.39477: I'm gonna stop you right there.
fucking idiot. ur messing up the lore? we're WAY too early occupation for the jenn lowry sex tape
 

Sinclair

Zealot
Feb 15, 2015
677
** Jeffrey Rapp knocks at the door six times
Herbert Derkman: [YELL] KNOCK KNOCK ITS THE BOIS JEFFREY AND HERBERT
Jeffrey Rapp: SHUT UP HERBERT FUCK
 

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