Half-Life 2 Roleplay Quotes Thread

Rabid

Legend
Dec 25, 2015
3,518
Jeremy Boy: I can do a dance I put on for the women, if you want.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.73996: Please don't.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.01.84691: ... what in the fuck? Just get'm out of here.
Jeremy Boy: Alright.
** Jeremy Boy began to do another dane, the one he supposedly uses on the women. **
 

Decepti

1992
Jan 29, 2015
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Jon

Legend
Jan 21, 2015
704
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Drewerth

nothing stops MY roleplay
Nov 15, 2014
2,869
[L] ** CCA.C45-UNION.02.24121 takes the small shove but is quick to recoil. The peace-bringer swings around and 241 aims for a swipe across Gordan's face. "I said don't let it happen again. There's no room to argue here," he says after a grunt and more involuntary static. **

We're back.
 

Anri

cute when mad
Jan 14, 2012
6,806
[OOC] Bob Baker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ADMIN STOP

Got the right thread this time.
 

Fanatic

Zealot
Aug 3, 2015
365
Chad Powell: Ես սիրում եմ ձուկն ու չիպսերը:

Then processed to drop 300 credits on my table. Here I was hoping for RP
 
Jul 28, 2016
423
Tristan Windsor: You okay, ma'am? You look like heaven coughed you up, dayum'.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821: What?
Tristan Windsor: You know.... Like God said, "This one's perfect, let's send her down."
CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821: I wish. I came from the Academy though, not the sky.
Tristan Windsor: Oh I see I see, I guess this academy still gives good results though doesn't it... Heheh.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821: Alright that's enough flattery.

(Colton Stone) ** The man's look of symptahy turns to anger, and it seems something has snapped within him. The man then sends himself flying at the female unit. The 6 foot one monster tries to tackle the smaller woman to the ground, all of his mass concentrating on her. **

Tristan Windsor: Speaking of work shifts, you got anything I can help with?
Oh-

CCA.C45-UNION.02.24121: Hoh-

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821 is suddenly tackled from the side. She topples over, unprepared for an attack on the flank. Down she goes, her back slamming against the concrete floor. **
 

valerstein

RANDAL
Sep 28, 2015
2,149
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The roleplay gods decided we're all not worthy of connecting, so they just threw this random bullshit our way
 

Ventrum

Junior Member
May 26, 2019
3
Tristan Windsor: You okay, ma'am? You look like heaven coughed you up, dayum'.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821: What?
Tristan Windsor: You know.... Like God said, "This one's perfect, let's send her down."
CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821: I wish. I came from the Academy though, not the sky.
Tristan Windsor: Oh I see I see, I guess this academy still gives good results though doesn't it... Heheh.

CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821: Alright that's enough flattery.

(Colton Stone) ** The man's look of symptahy turns to anger, and it seems something has snapped within him. The man then sends himself flying at the female unit. The 6 foot one monster tries to tackle the smaller woman to the ground, all of his mass concentrating on her. **

Tristan Windsor: Speaking of work shifts, you got anything I can help with?
Oh-

CCA.C45-UNION.02.24121: Hoh-

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.01821 is suddenly tackled from the side. She topples over, unprepared for an attack on the flank. Down she goes, her back slamming against the concrete floor. **
After this, I was beat harshly:
(CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.19939) ** "Or better." The unit turns her attention back, she seems pretty done with him too. She reaches up and swats her baton against his neck, and doesn't remove it. He's given a prolonged, taser-like buzz with her cattle prod. **

** Colton Stone convulses at the prolonged exposure to the electricity from the stun stuck. **

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524 just, holds Colton up, as much as he can, he doesn'tseem to give off any empathy from behind his mask as he does so, simply saying "Man, /seven hours/, alright? You remember the war? Before it? Seven hours is less than Joe Schmoe spent at work on the average day." **

(CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.19939) ** While the 03 speaks, the keeps the pain up. Holding the button down and ensuring the prod remains jammed against his neck. **

** Colton Stone tries to stutter a witty or insultful remark out, but is too busy being fried to death from the stun stick. **

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524 simply shook his head, watching 199 as he said "Alright, that's enough. Give him a second to breathe here." **

** Colton Stone falls to the ground, struglling to catch any sort of breath. A huge red spot has formed on his neck where the stun stick was. **

(CCA.C45-SHIELD.04.19939) ** "If he didn't learn his lesson, he'll fuck up again and get transhumanized or something of the sort." 199 backs up, she hooks her baton to her hip. "-Dumbass." **

** Colton Stone gasps for air while his eyes are locked onto the unit's feet in front of him. **

--- As I'm unconscious on the ground ---

Tristan Windsor: Awww shit, fuck.

** Tristan Windsor looks at Colton to see what's got him fucked up. **

(Colton Stone) ** He notices the almost soccer ball sized red mark on his neck, signifying that he's been tazed with a stun stick for a prolonged period of time. Some of the skin around the area is almost charred, and will definitely leave a scar. **

(Colton Stone) ** Tristan would also notice the tearing around the stomach section of the jumpsuit. **

First beating on the server. Worth it.
 

Fudge

Zealot
Jun 22, 2015
362
** David Zeppelin pats his breast pocket, menacingly. **
(David Zeppelin) ** It can be noted that the breast pocket is greasy, and oily. Like he stuffed some fried meat in there.
** Wesley Knight's eyes widen slightly. He looks to the pocket. "Uh-- No, thanks." **
David Zeppelin: You sure, baby? Fresh crab. Not even a day old, baby. You ever eat one of those tiny ass baby crabs? Taste like veal. You ever have veal?
** David Zeppelin fishes out a roughly cockroach sized baby headcrab from his breast pocket. It has been covered in flour paste, and fried. **
** Wesley Knight nods. "Yeah, taste's like chicken but uh-- I already ate today." **
David Zeppelin: Damn. Fortunate fella. Well, baby, keep it real. And don't be a fink,ya dig?



 
Oct 28, 2015
591
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Hey... 511, you're fresh out of the academy...
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Then I will inform her you wish to have words regardless!
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Hm? Yes, what's wrong?
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Can you detain someone for witchcraft?

CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Er... technically we can if they show an abnormality that effects sociocohesion so...
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Yes?

*Carmine makes a balloon animal*
Carmine Nakajima: Here we go!
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: [WHISPER] What in God's name...?

** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524 chuckles behind the mask, saying "Alright, there we go, a proper K-9 unit." **
Carmine Nakajima: 's a dog. See?
** CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135 continues to look at the balloon hound, then extends her hands for the thing. **
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Can I... hold it?
** Carmine Nakajima hands it over. **
** CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135 takes the balloon animal, cradling it in her hands. **

CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: ...I like this citizen. He makes nice creatures.
** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524 just sort of chuckles, saying "I knew those art classes outreach ran would be worth something." **
Carmine Nakajima: I gotta go clean a cafe now.
Carmine Nakajima: Seeyall.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: See you
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: ...They told me in the academy that we would need to be harsh. But these people seem alright.
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Nothing like I expected, for sure.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: I think they just try to prepare you for the worst.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Telling people to stop being stupid works more than you'd think.
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Hm...
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Would you like to hold Davis?
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Davis?

** CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135 nods, holding up the dog for 215 to take. "Davis." **
** CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524 chuckles behind the mask, nodding and saying "Sure, I'll hold Davis." **


An oddly fluffy moment.
 
May 21, 2011
191
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Let's head back to the plaza then. This part of the district is... unquaint.
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CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567: I don't like the dick on the horse statue.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Bike-man has something to say-
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: I"m sorry what
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Nevermind-
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Yeah, lets.
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: W-wait, they have a-
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567: There's a penis on the horse statue.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567: Come look.
** CCA-C45.UNION.04.23128 wanders off without further comment. **
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567:
Oh.
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: ...I'm going to pretend you never said that.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567: Okay.
** CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135 also leaves. **
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567:
Look vvhen you're off duty.
CCA.C45-JUDGE.04.50567: It's got balls, too.

Later...

CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: But yeah, if it's got detailing like that on there- It got moved here from somewhere else, probably France.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Some Administrator got it moved here and it's never getting taken down.
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: If it was French, I would know. That is not French, that is an assault on my eyes and common decency.
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: If I had a truck I would pull it down. Legally of course.
CCA.C45-SHIELD.03.21524: Assault on your eyes and common decency? So... French?
CCA.C45-UNION.04.51135: Hm... that is a fair point.
 

Sleeves

New Blood
Jun 8, 2014
603
Wish I copied the text, but props to the street performer. We may not have business tabs but golly capitalism will find a way.
 

Kieck

poland can into space
Nov 2, 2014
4,147
** Colin McGrady looks over at the bartender as he approaches. "Ey can you get me an ashtray?!" **
** Kirill Ivanovich Yukhantsev appears with a table leg, which he swings at Colin. **

zippo is a great rper btw
 

Rabid

Legend
Dec 25, 2015
3,518
[OOC] Vasily Telyatnikov (as CCA.C45-JUDGE.01.00143): OH FUCK ITS AN INCINERATOR
banget dickson was killed by env_fire


@7dast is a great mentor
 

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