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An Alley Way

Discussion in 'In-Character Area' started by Pale Rider, Oct 25, 2016.

  1. Doggo

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    ** Lazlo actually ran inside in absolute terror as the man who wrote the previous message approached. **
     
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    ** An asian approaches and tries to sell Lazlo some odd products, and then leaves a note up in the worst handwriting possible. **

    BUY FROM NAROODLE RESTAURANT

    FIRST CUSTOMER 30 PERCENT OFF PURCHASE :)
     
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    Someone in full CP uniform comes along and circles "BOWLCUT"
     
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    **A weird sight to behold; a lean person with part of a trashbag covering their face, with tiny eye-slots, approaches the wall. Their hands, covered in a plastic material. The trashman person glazes over the recently added graffiti nonsense until coming across:


    **Trashman just stares at these two. Something sharp pierces through one of their plastic-covered hands while the other procures some refuse to write on clearly. The message is placed wherever one may see before departing.

    "Be careful. W was just a warning."
     
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    when they come to
    kill
    assimilate
    destroy
    crush
    transform
    mutilate
    you
    will you fight with the same
    ferocity
    hate
    disrespect
    rape
    enslavement
    disillusionment
    cowardice
    that you use today to fight
    your
    fellow
    man?
    or will you submit
    like
    we
    expect
    you
    to
    ?
     
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    #365 blubaugh?, Aug 4, 2017
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    ** The female came by once more, writing under the reply. **

    Just a friend, despite what some other naysayers will claim.
     
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    **A corpse is dumped in the alley. Who is that guy? He's starting to stink.
     
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    Someone comes along and writes a message below the poem.

    "You took up like the whole goddamn wall bud, where do you expect the rest of us to be edgy at?"
     
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  9. blubaugh?

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    **THE WRITING WAS ON AN 8.5x11 PIECE OF PAPER**
     
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    Oh lord, its green pen man. He walks up and looks over the wall for a moment before writing on it.

    Alright, which one of you lowlifes stole my artwork, that was a masterpiece! My best work! And one of you just comes along and takes it down!
     
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    *Mister Mophead comes out and sprays NIRVANA in big black letters over this little bit.
     
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    ** Someone loiters in the alleyway for the rest of time, carefully removing any trace of justcallmeipod's character's postings shortly after they're put up.
     
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    Someone's collected a bunch of notes from the wall and constructed a collage out of them in the shape of one, giant penis being slapped onto a pre-existing Combine insignia painted on the wall.
     
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  15. blubaugh?

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    it is you, the weak-minded hedonists and abusers who claim that the dying breath of mankind should be a resigned sigh instead of an impassioned yell

    we rose up from what wallace breen calls a meager fire to bend the knee of the very planet on which we live

    we transformed the land which gave us life

    we are not weak organisms subject to the toxic will of an engineered virus. we are not the primal sludge from which one can pull resources

    to those who kneel before them, you must rise with the steadfast or you will perish in the fire of collective memory as cowards and quislings

    the filth who have submitted to them weaken our resolve. do not listen to their guilt-addled excuses
     
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    Mophead comes around.

    BLADE RUNNER! GHOST BUSTERS! POLTERGEIST!
    YOU KNOW WHO TO TALK TO! PRICE IS WORTH IT!
     
  18. valerstein

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    Someone comes running around the alley. Seems like he's advertising too.

    VINYLS!!!!!! ONLY FROM TIM!!!! BEATLES AND KINO ALL I HAVE.........!!!!

    ВИНИЛЫ!!!! ТОЛЬКО ОТ ТИМ. БЕЙТЛЫ И КИНО ВСЕГО Я ИМЕЮ!!!!!! :)

    SEE MAN NAMED TIM...
     
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    ** Someone has doodled a crude, cartoon-y ghost with the date "Oct 31" above it.
     
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    ** Somebody has sketched a sloppy unit's gas mask near the date, an arrow points up to it. "All out of costumes. These spooks should work."
     
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    The unit in the alley way high fives anonymous, laughing with him.
     
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    **The poorly drawn mask has an equally-artistic turkey body drawn around it, the head being the mask. No date this time, just the word "Thanks".**
     
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    *A graffiti black text is attached to the wall* DON'T TAKE AWAY THE FOOD. LIARS. BASTARDS
     
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    **The poor cop-bird is violated with another doodle; the new addition being your typical stocking cap. A little square with a crude "ribbon" drawing is placed near it.**
     
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    ** The mask, now transformed into some turkey-Santa-copper amalgamation, has a note added to it. Seems like it's from the original writer.
    "Good to see this last to the end of the year. Who can pencil themself in to draw the New Years fireworks?"
     
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