Admin-Free Random Loot Tables

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cambrysiel, Oct 11, 2018 at 1:00 AM.

  1. Cambrysiel

    Cambrysiel Legend

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    I like D&D. I hate asking admins to come do lootrp. Thus, the roll tables were created.
    Reply with ideas of things to add. Try to keep within the timeframe of the universe, and rename any real-life company or logos.

    Don't get greedy. Most of this is useless anyways, as we tried to avoid including actual script items and that would likely not be used as a weapon (therefor not needing a script item).

    ** Let me clear up that these aren't meant to be used for events or any time where you actually NEED something like batteries, medical equipment etc, but more for 'passive' looting when you might be absently looking through a drawer and the whathaveyou.
    If canned food, roll 1d3 to see how many you get.

    1: Tin of salted peanuts
    2: Bag of flour
    3: Box of Baking Powder
    4: Expired jug of tea
    5: Bottle of white vinegar
    6: Canned apples
    7: Jar of Mayonaisse
    8: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Beef Stroganoff with Noodles
    9: Bottle of water
    10: Canned pineapples
    11: Bag of sugar
    12: Bag of white rice
    13: Box of pancake mix
    14: Cannister of powdered milk
    15: Expired carton of juice
    16: Canned plums
    17: Garlic powder
    18: Wax-encased Parmesan cheese
    19: Full loaf of white bread
    20: Carton of chicken stock
    21: Chicken bouillon cubes
    22: Jar of blackberry jelly
    23: Bottle of white vinegar
    24: Canned Snack Back Butterscotch Pudding
    25: Moldy jug of tea
    26: Expired carton of juice
    27: Jar of Smooth Peanut Butter
    28: Canned pineapples
    29: Cayenne pepper
    30: Canned fruit salad
    31: Expired jug of tea
    32: Bottle of Soy Sauce
    33: Bag of flour
    34: Expired gallon of milk
    35: Moldy jug of tea
    36: Bottle of cooking wine
    37: Pepper shaker
    38: Bottle of water
    39: 1d4 Packets of BANG Orange Powdered Drink Mix
    40: Bag of moldy hot dog buns
    41: Box of biscuit mix
    42: Beef bouillon cubes
    43: Cayenne pepper
    44: Single granola bar
    45: Jar of grape jelly
    46: Bottle of Soy Sauce
    47: Bag of moldy hot dog buns
    48: 1d6 Cans of Bepis
    49: Canned tuna
    50: Bag of brown rice
    51: Pepper shaker
    52: Canned coconut juice
    53: Bag of moldy white bread
    54: Beef bouillon cubes
    55: Bottle of Olive Oil
    56: 1d12 Dead Cockroaches
    57: Canned sardines
    58: Half loaf of white bread
    59: Bottle of Olive Oil
    60: Canned salmon
    61: Chunky gallon of milk
    62: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Macaroni & Cheese
    63: Chunky gallon of milk
    64: Canned chicken
    65: Canned plums
    66: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Grilled Chicken Breast & Mashed Potatoes
    67: Tin of Sour Cream & Onion Bringles
    68: Canned tuna
    69: Carton of beef stock
    70: Bag of sugar
    71: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Chili Mac with Beef (Serves 2.5)
    72: Tin of unsalted peanuts
    73: Fish bouillon cubes
    74: Bag of corn meal
    75: Pack of Fruit Stribe Gum
    76: Bottle of Vegetable Oil
    77: Full loaf of rye bread
    78: Bottle of Vegetable Oil
    79: Pack of Dr. Bebber Bubble Gum
    80: Bag of moldy white bread
    81: 1d12 Bags of Sleepytime Chamomile Tea
    82: Package of expired hot dogs
    83: Rotten fruit
    84: Expired gallon of milk
    85: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Chicken Fajita Bowl
    86: Tin of BBQ Bringles
    87: Canned chicken
    88: Bag of sugar
    89: 1d6 Ketchup Packets
    90: Pepper shaker
    91: Jar of strawberry jelly
    92: 1d6 Ketchup Packets
    93: 1d6 Cans of Tak-Yon Energy Drink
    94: Bag of flour
    95: Gallon jug of water
    96: Tin of hot cocoa mix
    97: Chicken bouillon cubes
    98: Wax-encased sharp cheddar cheese
    99: Box of Baking Soda
    100: 1d12 Bags of Caffeinated Green Tea
    101: Box of pancake mix
    102: Canned salmon
    103: Bag of moldy hamburger buns
    104: Bottle of ketchup
    105: Bottle of water
    106: Salt shaker
    107: Canned peaches
    108: Bottle of Olive Oil
    109: Carton of chicken stock
    110: 1d6 Cans of Smite
    111: Bottle of honey
    112: Bottle of cooking wine
    113: Salt shaker
    114: 1d6 Mustard Packets
    115: Jar of apple jelly
    116: 1d6 Mayonaisse Packets
    117: Tin of powdered eggs
    118: Canned apples
    119: Half loaf of rye bread
    120: Jar of blueberry jelly
    121: 1d6 Packets of taco seasoning
    122: Single box of raisins
    123: Canned chicken
    124: Canned sardines
    125: Rotten fruit
    126: Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter
    127: Tin of bread crumbs
    128: Bag of moldy hamburger buns
    129: Bag of sugar
    130: Tin of Blanter's Cheese Balls
    131: Canned beans
    132: 1d3 Dead Rats
    133: Bag of Cool Ranch Domitos
    134: 1d3 Dead Rats
    135: Jar of Smooth Peanut Butter
    136: Bottle of mustard
    137: Half a box of cereal
    138: Jar of mandarin oranges
    139: Chili powder
    140: Wax-encased Gouda cheese
    141: Tin of almonds
    142: Canned beans
    143: Bag of brown rice
    144: 1d3 Bag of sunflower seeds
    145: Tin of Crisco
    146: Moldy fruit
    147: Bottle of mustard
    148: Canned fruit salad
    149: Canned oranges
    150: Box of granola bars
    151: Bottle of ketchup
    152: Fish bouillon cubes
    153: 1d6 Mustard Packets
    154: Jar of Mayonaisse
    155: Half loaf of wheat bread
    156: 1d6 Silverfish
    157: Whey powder
    158: Canned salmon
    159: Tin of bread crumbs
    160: Tin of Crisco
    161: Tin of mixed nuts
    162: Chili powder
    163: Bottle of white vinegar
    164: Bottle of Hot Sauce
    165: Carton of beef stock
    166: 1d6 Cans of Diet Conke
    167: Bottle of Vegetable Oil
    168: Tin of Crystal Light Pink Lemonade
    169: Carton of raisin boxes
    170: Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter
    171: Tin of cashews
    172: Canned vegetable juice
    173: Gallon jug of water
    174: Bag of moldy wheat bread
    175: 1d8 Coolaid! packets
    176: Bottle of water
    177: Tin of salted peanuts
    178: Canned beans
    179: Box of pancake mix
    180: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Breakfast Skillet
    181: Canned pears
    182: 1d6 Packets of taco seasoning
    183: 1d6 Cans of Conke
    184: Package of expired hot dogs
    185: Moldy fruit
    186: Canned condensed milk
    187: Box of cereal
    188: 1d6 Hot Sauce Packets
    189: Full loaf of wheat bread
    190: Box of biscuit mix
    191: Canned sardines
    192: Bottle of Olive Oil
    193: Salt shaker
    194: 1 Dehydrated Meal: Thai Curry
    195: 1d6 Soy Sauce Packets
    196: Wax-encased swiss cheese
    197: Box of Mostess Ding-Dongs
    198: Bag of white rice
    199: 1d6 Bottles of Bamuel Badams Beer
    200: Canned tuna
    201: 1d6 Silverfish
    202: Canned pears
    203: 1d6 Hot Sauce Packets
    204: Canned oranges
    205: Garlic powder
    206: Tin of pecans
    207: Bag of moldy wheat bread
    208: Bottle of Hot Sauce
    209: Bottle of Vegetable Oil
    210: Canned peaches
    211: 1d6 Packets of taco seasoning
    212: Bag of corn meal
    213: 1d12 Dead Cockroaches

    1: Citronella Candle
    2: Light weight, High polymer single-seat kayak
    3: An RC Helicopter/Boat/Car w/ batteries
    4: Mouth Wash
    5: Fish Food Flakes
    6: Straw Hat
    7: Cans of Dip (1d4)
    8: Paper Money (3d100)
    9: Moccasin Shoes
    10: 60-pack of Red Solo Cups
    11: Tampons
    12: Bug Spray
    13: Keyring full of useless keys
    14: Can opener
    15: Porn!
    16: Condoms
    17: Skateboard
    18: Golden Locket
    19: Bicycle Pump
    20: Wet Suit/Snorkel Gear
    21: Restaurant Menu
    22: Hair Curlers
    23: Empty Snowglobe
    24: Personal Sewing Kit
    25: The Kama Sutra
    26: Large Inner Tube
    27: License Plate
    28: Pocketful of Coins (1d74)
    29: Deck of Playing Cards (2d52)
    30: Dried up Marker
    31: Hand Mirror
    32: Umbrella
    33: Woman's Bra
    34: Taxadermied Fish
    35: Farmer's Almanac 2017
    36: Jar Full of Sand
    37: Box of Matches
    38: Pack of Cigarettes
    39: Bag of Marbles (2d12)
    40: Wedding Cake Topper
    41: Child's Book
    42: Used Hypodermic Needle
    43: White Lace Glove
    44: Leapord Print Duct Tape
    45: Rubber Duck
    46: Rolladex of Buisness Contacts
    47: Human Skull
    48: 2018 Dogs & Cats Calender
    49: Box of Light Bulbs (1d10)
    50: Jewelry Box of Baby Teeth (1d12)
    51: Dustpan
    52: Taxadermied Lucky Rabbits Foot
    53: Pull-String Talking Doll
    54: Lunchbox
    55: Box of Detergent
    56: Bar Soap, Half Used
    57: Empty Fire Extinguisher
    58: Bottle of Sun Tan Oil
    59: Empty Pickle Jar
    60: Dog Skeleton
    61: 'Scream' Halloween Mask
    62: Worn & Torn Photo of Children
    63: Dirtied Wedding Dress
    64: Book of Poetry
    65: Red Clown Nose
    66: Magic 8-Ball
    67: Journal of Chemistry Notes
    68: Eagle-Shaped Letter Opener
    69: Blue Silk Robe
    70: Bouquet of Dead Roses
    71: Silver and Gold Tooth
    72: Calligraphy Kit
    73: Deer Antlers
    74: Book with Lumberjack Stories
    75: Small Wooden Mermaid Statue
    76: Old Tractor Tire
    77: Broken Wire Rimmed Spectacles
    78: Handful of Rusty Nails
    79: Jar of Dried up Wood Glue
    80: Glass Eye
    81: Christmas Ornaments
    82: Teddy Bear
    83: Restaurant Menu
    84: Monopoly Board
    85: 64-box of Crayons
    86: Cukoo Bird from a Cukoo Clock
    87: Bag of Computer Keys (2d20)
    88: Empty Pill Bottle
    89: Swimming Goggles
    90: Ball of Yarn
    91: Shot Glass
    92: Stop Sign
    93: Dime Store Crime Novel
    94: Santa Claus Mask
    95: Dentures
    96: Firecrackers
    97: Toilet Seat
    98: Dead Pigeon
    99: Dead Cat
    100: Telescope in a Box
    101: Telescope Scope
    102: Camera Tripod
    103: Wicker Basket
    104: Baby Wipes
    105: Bath Sponge
    106: Box of Hair Dye
    107: Box of Cotton Swabs
    108: Box of Menstrual Pads
    109: Box of Tampons
    110: Box of Tissues
    111: Chapstick Tube
    112: Deodorant Spray
    113: Deodorant Stick
    114: Pack of Diapers
    115: Electric Toothbrush
    116: Floss
    117: Loofah
    118: Plunger
    119: Can of Shaving Cream
    120: Algebra Textbook
    121: Astrology Textbook
    122: Bird Fieldguide
    123: Celtic Folklore Novel
    124: Czech Translation Guide
    125: Law Textbook
    126: Phonebook
    127: Thesaurus
    128: World Atlas
    129: Box of Mothballs
    130: Calculator
    131: Joystick
    132: Mouse Pad
    133: Christmas Stocking
    134: Gold Star Tree Topper
    135: Plastic Jack-O-Lantern
    136: Empty Cigar Box
    137: Action Figure
    138: Baby Bottle
    139: Baby Rattle
    140: Baseball Glove
    141: Box of Balloons
    142: Frisbee
    143: Empty Tennis Ball Container
    144: Etch-a-Sketch
    145: Prescription Glasses
    146: Sunglasses with a Lens Popped Out
    147: Blockbuster Card
     
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    #1 Cambrysiel, Oct 11, 2018 at 1:00 AM
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2018 at 6:11 AM
  2. Morgeta

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    This is what Church RP does to people
     
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  3. Cambrysiel

    Cambrysiel Legend

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    I'd love to argue that these came from my post-apoc campaign but in all honesty I killed a good 2 hours doing this while no rp was going on, so...
     
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  4. Robe

    Robe some fucking pog fuck

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    did something like this on an hl2rp server once

    very nice system, have been doing this since launch
     
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  5. Shaxx

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    @Cambrysiel This was a very good post.

    I've taken the liberty of readjusting it to only the essentials though.
    31: Expired jug of tea
    35: Moldy jug of tea
    61: Chunky gallon of milk
    63: Chunky gallon of milk
    70: Bag of sugar
    81: 1d12 Bags of Sleepytime Chamomile Tea
    84: Expired gallon of milk
    100: 1d12 Bags of Caffeinated Green Tea
    129: Bag of sugar

    15: Porn!
    16: Condoms
    20: Wet Suit/Snorkel Gear
    25: The Kama Sutra
    33: Woman's Bra
    43: White Lace Gloves
    69: Blue Silk Robe
    77: Broken Wire Rimmed Spectacles
    90: Ball of Yarn
     
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  6. Mox

    Mox Time for crab
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    finally I can scriptplay without the help of those pesky admins...

    (these look neat)
     
  7. Owain6521

    Owain6521 XCCR Ration Hoarder

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    i hope you know how much it upsets me that you didn't make the second a d100 by just adding three more
     
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  8. Scouser

    Scouser Senior Member

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    Where are the guns I dont see guns on this
     
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